Search results

Courageous as ever, Ransac kicks Zadok002 in the nuts and, once again, runs away screaming, wondering why all of these strange events keep happening to him. Ransac, cpa trash man

Spam Ransac, cpa trash man

Just curious. Who would win in a fight between Kenny G and Michael Bolton? Ransac, cpa trash man

He spared no expense and requested for the top quality pizza toppings to be used in surgery. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! You're now a sex slave. You think that this won't be so bad, when you realize you're being sold to a large crowd of gay males. You come to the conclusion that "No, this isn't going to suck. This is (and I am apparently) going to BLOW". :D I wish that I was the best at everything I...

Always perceptive, Ransac asks Zadok002 what he's done to Zadok001. Ransac, cpa trash man

Papaya Ransac, cpa trash man

Only when he's wearing the mask. Who thinks we should declare an all out war on Tony Danza? Ransac, cpa trash man

It was Chuckie Cheese himself. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac assumes Oversoul meant Invisibility* *Ransac pulls out the lead rabbit and starts clubbing Nightstalkers, while the Matriarch is heard laughing at this.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! However, once the wishes stop, you realize that there is something missing in your life. You realize that your wish of no more wishes was a horrible wish to make you that you must have them back. You stalk every one that has posted on this thread in an attempt to get them to post, but...

*Ransac cusses at the Rootwater Matriach as he charges into battle with the Gingerbread man protected Nightstalkers. He tries in vain to slap his butt-cheeks, thereby inverting the universe again. But, he doesn't have control over himself.* Ransac, cpa trash man

"YES!!!!!!!" exclaims Ransac, having escaped all of these disasters relatively unscathed. Ransac, cpa trash man

Palpacy Ransac, cpa trash man

Ham, due to the fact that Pineapple and pepperoni are toxic together. Does Spiderman kinda look like Tony Danza? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. A miniature volcano erupts at your feet. This volcano spews about 3 inches into the air and then subsides. You scream about how much of a rip-off this is............ when the ground beneath you collapses, leaving you falling into the center of an underground volcano. I wish to not be...

With his dying breath, he told a passing stranger to keep his dream alive. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac steps on Oversoul's Singed nuts, crushing them into charred dust. As the Polar Kraken is dealing a smashing to Oversoul, Ransac pulls out a remote control, points it at the catapult, and clicks it. The catapult scoops up the Personal Incarnation and launches it towards the bloody remains...

Granted! You watch the video. You agree that it's the greatest video ever and are excited! The computer believes this was a brilliant video and expresses it's joy....... by shattering its monitor glass and showering you with shards of sharp shrapnel. You slowly and painfully bleed to death. I...

Very predictably, Ransac trips over the root and proceeds to roll down a nearby hill. Ransac, cpa trash man