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Abnormal Ransac, cpa trash man

Except this parking lot was 100 miles in diameter. Ransac, cpa trash man

It's okay. You dropped it on my head. That part of my body doesn't matter. Nothing important in there. It was a pain to crawl out from under it, but no one wanted to read about that, anyway. *Ransac sticks out his tongue and the ever-famous FARM ANIMAL CATAPULT appears next to the...

*Ransac screams like a little girl and covers his face with his hands. Just as Oversoul and his Personal Incarnation are about to finish the job, Ransac's Polar Kraken squishes the two, leaving Ransac unharmed, but still screaming like a little girl.* Ransac, cpa trash man

You have become omnipotent and know all. Life now bores you. You kill yourself since there is nothing left to do. I wish for Necropotence Ransac, cpa trash man

The valiant hero (that's Ransac, to all of you) points in the opposite direction, running away when the tree looks that way. Ransac, cpa trash man

Oral Ransac, cpa trash man

With turnips and cucumbers, DUH!!!! Has Ransac gone insane? Ransac, cpa trash man

He awoke, several hours later, in the parking lot behind a local Sam's Club......... covered in a pile of his own feces. Ransac, cpa trash man

Oh wow. You sit this up perferctly. While taking a piss, Frank Zappa slides out in your stream, gnawing on a strip of you bladder he took with him. I wish for CORN MUFFINS!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac appears as if he is going to ATTEMPT to explain himself, but then (upon noticing Oversoul) hatches another brilliant plan of escape. Ransac, cpa trash man

Suburb Ransac, cpa trash man

Because you can't plug you end into the hole. :D Don't woodchucks give you disgusting thoughts? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac creeps closer to Oversoul.* Ransac, cpa trash man

So, they beat him with his own appendix. Ransac, cpa trash man

A helicopter drops you in one of the flooded, abandoned neighoborhoods in New Orleands. The fall breaks both of your legs and the water is contaminated wit Typhoid and Cholera. You contract both of these diseases. And you die TWO slow deaths. I wish I hadn't gone there. Ransac, cpa trash man

Snoopy Ransac, cpa trash man

Never one to panic, Ransac bravely wets his pants. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes. Tell them to plug the transmitter in the wall closest to where you live. Those selfiish bastards. What if the f$@# was a naughty, four-letter word that began with "f" and rhymed with "Uck" Ransac, cpa trash man

His appendix was filled with lima beans.....that he swore he never ate. Ransac, cpa trash man