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Yeah, my account name is Ransac (ADD ME TO THE CLAN, DARN YOU). Anyway, I like studying the game when I have time. But I've been away for so long that I can't anticipate anymore, due to new cards that I've never seen before. But, I do enjoy pulling some old tricks out of the closet (if I ever...

Yojimbo Ransac, cpa trash man

I have yet to play any cards from the Kamigawa Cycle and have BARELY played anything from the Mirrodin cycle. From the time I've played on Magic Online, it seems to me that cards have gotten insanely powerful when compared to sets like Onslaught and Odyssey. Additionally, the R&D has still...

Granted! A block of cement lands on and amputates your entire leg. You can't feel your toe anymore! I wish that I could cook like the good cooks on the Food Network. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac has more than 8 life left, so he's cool.* Ransac, cpa trash man

While the battle was happening, however, Casnar won enough tickets at the games to trade in for a battle mace. Ransac, cpa trash man

The world explodes. War over. I wish that I had a Red Rider B.B. Gun! Ransac, cpa trash man

Nightstalkers are ready to attack Ransac, when Istanbul (for SOME reason) tackles Killer Joe and Oversoul runs into the path of the charging Nightstalkers. Ransac, cpa trash man

About 16,234,343,234 decimeters How far is it to the BOTTOM? Ransac, cpa trash man

Limbo Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac decides that this is crazy. He crawls out from under theorgg and dances the pigeon. Theorgg and Oversoul are now unconscious...........again.* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man

However, the harpies and the clowns began to fight with each other over WHO would get Casnar. Ransac, cpa trahs man

Granted! The Demon uses Oversoul's dead body to beat Ransac into a bloody pulp. Afterwards, the demon descecrates Oversoul's body by.......... it's best not to say. I wish that Canada go to war with France, and not bring any harm to the U.S.A. in the process. Ransac, cpa trash man

Little did Ransac know that Killer Joe was merely distracting Ransac while the Nightstalkers snuck up behind him. Ransac, cpa trash man

Woop! THERE it is! Do you like Big Butts? Ransac, cpa trash man

Legs Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac goes to take another bite, when he is clobbered over the head by an Atog that Theorgg pulled out of his breechcloth.* Ransac, cpa trash man

And then, Casnar flatulated. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! A brick lands on your head. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And then another. And...

Just at that second, the residents of the cottage (who happen to be Istanbul, Killer Joe, and some Nightstalkers) return and find Ransac hold the bag of jewels. Ransac, cpa trash man