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No. You're too young. Did you know that the age requirement for eating Nacho Tacos was 23? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac notices that Oversoul accidentally expunged the Nothing while flailing tentacles at the Nightstalkers. Ransac jumps on top of it and wraps his body around the Nothing in a death vise grip.* It's mine.........my prrrrrrrrrecious!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

I like pretzels!!!!!!!! ..... I mean..... cool. Wait..... Ice Age has been out for 10 years? *Ransac cries* I'm oinking old. Ransac, cpa trash man

RARRRGGHHH!!!!! RANSAC SMASH!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac sports a tear in his eye.* N...no......*sniff*..... I'm NOT g.....gonna cry...... *Ransac bawls like a sissy.* Ransac, cpa trash man

You'd think that a couple of random guys would have remembered this. Ransac, cpa trash man

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Burrito!!!!!!! Now, out of the remaining, Taco or nachos? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac points up into the air and bursts into flames, disappearing in the process. Then, he reappears next to DUke and Force of Will Smith and asks them random Questions.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Voicing this concern, Oversoul suggests to Ransac that they use their superpowers to bring Istanbul back to life......... and make fudge at the same time. Ransac, cpa trash man

Due to a stipulation in a random lottery drawing, you have a coal mine. While you examine your newly acquired cave, a pack of rabid wolves charge in and rip you to shreds. The cave then collapses........when a meteor lands on it. I wish for a bucket of mayonnaise Ransac, cpa trash man

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*Ransac snickers as his plan to switch the Nothing has succeeded.* Ransac, cpa trash man

To which Ransac replied "Yeah; our plan to finish off Istanbul went perfectly." Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. You find a short cut. It's behind the fridge. You're at the top of rock 'n roll for approximately 15.2 seconds, but then forgotten when Tom Green comes out with his "I want to suck Bill Gates" album. You are then killed in a freak snow mobile accident that is completely unrelated. I...

Yes I do. Why do you ask? Ransac, cpa trash man

Money Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransac and Oversoul return after the blast, to find Istanbul all but dead and Theorgg lumbering off to find more burritos. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Air hockey becomes the most popular thing EVER and it's everywhere. However, on your way play it for the first time since the "boom", you are run over by an Air Hockey Distributing Truck........ that then gets hit by a meteor. I wish that Michael Bolton and Kenny G would get in a fight...

*Ransac slowly gets up from the Atog smash, only to be run over by a levitating 0versoul, who is on his way after Theorgg.* Ransac, cpa trash man