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*Ransac grabs his head in pain and screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Ransac starts convulsing and lets go of the Nothing in the process. The next Fling targets Oversoul.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Good thing that Ransac know about Zadok002's heightened sense of smell. Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! The Orgg and Nightstalkers are captured and beaten into submission and then forced to lurk the forums and be ready for whenever anybody posts. After 15 years of forced posting, they break out and butcher the first person they come across.... which happens to be you........ and then a...

The more you eat, the more you toot! Am I going to burn in hell? Ransac, cpa trash man

Piece Ransac, cpa trash man

Ever clever, Oversoul suggested that they dressed the body of Istanbul in Ransac's clothes and use it as bait. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, who had undressed himself during the announcement of the "Most Likely To Post While Naked" award, is ashamed and runs off to cry........ but trips and falls before he gets anywhere.* Oh well, it looks like I'm going to have to start clothing myself again. *Ransac tosses Theorgg a...

*Ransac, still clinging to the Nothing, casts Animate Land on a nearby Kjeldoran Outpost, Might of Oaks the KjeldoranOutpost, Flings it, and then casts Radiate on the Fling.* This will be interesting. Ransac, cpa trash man

Nope. You had them in the second place. Where was the second place? Ransac, cpa trash man

Truncated Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. However, the cow is ONLY made of milk. Ransac launches this cow with the Farm-Animal Catapult. The cow lands on you and pops. You laugh joyfully as you've always wanted to be submerged in milk. A Bull thenlands on you. The bull was not made of milk. You are splattered something fierce...

Clearly needing to revive Istanbul, Oversoul and Ransac agree to capture Zadok002 together. Ransac, cpa trash man

You would be correct, Oversoul. I imagine you'll have an award or two before it's all over, though. Ransac, cpa trash man

....and you still haven't replied to my pm......grr..... Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome. I'd just like to say that it's a pleasure having a new face around the SWEET MOTHER OF GOD ALMIGHTY ON TOP OF A CUCUMBER!!!!! LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE THAT'S FALLING AND ABOUT TO HIT YOU AND... oh.... nevermind. That was just a bug. :D Welcome! Ransac, cpa trash man

Muffin Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. You immediately die of a non-violent heart attack. The other users that post on this thread declare peace and happiness is spread......except that you're still dead. I wish for even more cheese than last time. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac cries again over his aging.* Dang. I've been playing this game for 11+ years now. I'm really old. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac soils himself, but clings to the Nothing like its..........pie.* Ransac, cpa trash man

At this moment, Ransac reminded Oversoul that Zadok002 has the power to emit X-Rays from his anus. Ransac, cpa trash man