A New Kind of Game!!!

[Ransac]

Killing intent in it's eyes, the burrito notices Ransac and Oversoul.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Lifes flashed before their eyes as the burrito loomed closer and closer.

 

[Ransac]

Maybe fate was on Ransac and Oversoul's side, for Theorgg appeared.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Not having eaten in at least ten minutes, The Orgg hungrily attacked the burrito.

 

[Spiderman]

Once his teeth got into the burrito, there was no letting go... hanging on despite desperate gas blasts from the burrito, the Orgg finished it off in under a minute.

 

[Ransac]

Perhaps it was the prior experience that informed them too, but Ransac and Oversoul started to run away like mad.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Quite predictably, Istanbul was the only one around to experience the full force of The Orgg's powerful fart.

 

[Ransac]

Ransac and Oversoul return after the blast, to find Istanbul all but dead and Theorgg lumbering off to find more burritos.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

"So, we cool," asks Oversoul, as he and Ransac turn away from Istanbul's writhing body.

 

[Ransac]

To which Ransac replied "Yeah; our plan to finish off Istanbul went perfectly."

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Until that very moment, Oversoul had forgotten that they needed Istanbul alive in order to save the world from the thanatotic death virus.

 

[Ransac]

Voicing this concern, Oversoul suggests to Ransac that they use their superpowers to bring Istanbul back to life......... and make fudge at the same time.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

X-rays were needed of Istanbul's body before any resurrection attempts could be made, as per the Bringing A Body Back Via Resurrection Instructions.

 

[Ransac]

You'd think that a couple of random guys would have remembered this.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Zealously, but incompetently, Oversoul attempted to resuscitate Istanbul.

 

[Ransac]

At this moment, Ransac reminded Oversoul that Zadok002 has the power to emit X-Rays from his anus.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

But Zadok002 seemed to exist for the sole purpose of killing Ransac...

 

[Ransac]

Clearly needing to revive Istanbul, Oversoul and Ransac agree to capture Zadok002 together.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

Digging a pit and luring him in it seemed a safe way to capture him.

 

[Ransac]

Ever clever, Oversoul suggested that they dressed the body of Istanbul in Ransac's clothes and use it as bait.


Ransac, cpa trash man