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"Yikes!", exclaims Ransac, as he just now sees the asteroids and runs like mad, his leash flapping in the wind. Ransac, cpa trash man

What Ransac ALSO didn't realize was that a group of asteroids was heading right for the area. Ransac, cpa trash man

Usually one to constantly lose his cool, Ransac calmly attempts to persuade K9Archmage to assist him, promising to make yet another Promo card of him in a CPA Homemade Card Set. Ransac, cpa trash man

*The tent collapses under the weight of Ransac's body. While the other CPA members begin putting up the FIRST replacement tent, Spiderman admonishes Ransac and Oversoul for such childish behavior. Ransac and Oversoul look at each other and nod. Oversoul casts animate land on a nearby Mountain...

*Ransac thanks Oversoul for stabbing the part of his stomach in which the evil leprecham, Mortimer, was living. The vagrant falls out of the stab wound and Ransac hugs Oversoul in appreciation, bleeding all over him in the process.* You DO know, however, that you have put blood stains on my...

Since the dance only requires the use of his fingers and eyes, Ransac dances the pigeon and everyone is knocked out. Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Ransac loses control of his bowels, he sprays the Nightstalkers down and actually knocks a few of them out from the force.* I CAN'T HOLD IT IN!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac drops the Nothing in the process.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac uses this moment of bewilderment to grab the nothing and slowly backs away.However, he steps on a twig, a hamster, and a fire alarm, hindering any quiet escape.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Probably now would be a great time for Ransac to start cussing. Ransac, cpa trash man

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to (once again) escape, Ransac snaps his fingers and Theorgg is wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small. Ransac, cpa trash man

Bender Ransac, cpa trash man

Absolutely not. I don't watch much TV as it is. If Bono from U2 and Michael Jackson got in a fight, who would put money on Michael Jackson? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac throws Danny Cheung onto the floor and clobbers him with a lead rabbit.* Anyone else want a whack? *Ransac pulls in a cart filled with lead rabbits.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Props to sageridder for using the insult "asshat". This guy is a worse spammer than I am (and that's bad). I never thought that anyone would be so bored/lonely as to spend their time harrassing a bunch of Magic Gamers. Don't they realize that we (mostly) aren't stupid. *sigh* *Ransac wields...

*Ransac gives EricBess an old invitation to poke fuzzy510 and hopes he thinks it's cheese.* My plan is falling into place. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wishes a hex upon Spiderman's team and watches as they IMPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!* Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted!!! you appreciate it so much that you don't see the truck heading straight towards you and get plowed by it. I wish that people posting on this thread would stick to the scheme. Ransac, cpa trash man

".......'kay?", states a very disgusted Ransac as he's tackled by several CPA Members. Ransac, cpa trash man

Mind Slayer Ransac, cpa trash man

No. It never captured my interest. Dancing with trash can doesn't sound like entertainment to me. How you ever gone to a Donkey Show? Ransac, cpa trash man