"We have a brute amongst us...Hes mean, hes bad, and hes oh so buff...He'll shout at you when you're wrong, and he'll even throw in some email swearing at you...Our CPA BK Chargrilled Flamer award goes to......."
No drum roll!...Again!...Yellowjacket was popping some pills...Yeah, its the Viagra alright...But why is he looking at Phyrexian Pie-Eater?...
"Istanbul, of course!"...Everyone looks at each other with nodding heads...
Istanbul shimmies his way to the front of the stage...Oo, what a cute little gold lamé dress hes wearing...Stealing the spotlight he smiles, "I would like to thank everyone out there who gave me my motivation...You all know who you are, you a**holes..."...
"Ah, thats enough Istanbul, heres your award!...A bumper sticker of a rainbow, enjoy!"...He walks through the crowd again smiling and waving...He notices YJ's popping of the pills and shimmies his way over...Ewww, hes putting his arm around YJ and whispering in his ear...
"And out next award goes to most intelligent...hes the guy you can't get into an arguement with because he always has the upper hand...He actually thinks out what hes going to write, versus others"...
"Yeah!...Like DÛke!!!"...heh heh, Apollo shouted that out...
"The CPA's Most Intelligent Award goes to....."
Don't even want to know where Yellowjacket is now...
"Chaos Turtle!!!...Your award oh-brainy one is these blueprints for a time traveling machine, have fun!"
(A ton of my votes were based on nicknames, of course, in some way or another... Duh.)