Worst rare card ever

Spiderman

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Is that the guy that gets +1/+1 for snow-covered lands? If so, he's great! Just have snow-covered lands... ;)
 
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fuzzy510

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Karplusan Giant is about as good as Greater Good, which is about as good as lands that don't produce mana.

You tell Zadok I said that, and you will seriously regret it. You'll become a member of "The PM of the Day" club, which gets random PMs that make you think that it's porno every single day! Fwahahahahahaha!
 

Spiderman

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Are you kidding or being sarcastic? 'Cause there's no way Karplusan Giant is The Worst Rare Card Ever (or even The Worst Uncommon Card). Exactly why is he bad? And what decks have you put him in?
 

Spiderman

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He's not that bad! I'm tempted to follow Dune Echo's and Anthony Alongi's lead and make contest to break Karplusan Giant.... :)
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Come on:

Tap a snow-covered land you control: Karplusan Giant gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

THAT SUCKS!!!!!!

Who here has more than 2 snow-covered lands? Not me. I have 0.

Oh, and since we're talking about bad uncommon cards, here's one: Sorrow's Path.
 
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terzarima

Guest
I beleive some one said that one already :( And hey!!! I have alot o snow coveed lands
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
The following is the absolute truth. I am serious. It is 100% true.

/begin {truth}

Fuzzy only thinks Karplusan Giant is the worst because I told him it was about nine months ago, before I changed my mind. In fact, he posted Sorrow's Path after asking me what it does TODAY on AIM.

/end {truth}

The worst uncommon is Great Wall. The only card commonly mentioned which might be considered worse by some and can be argued about is Sorrow's Path; see "best card" by sole specter, at about page two and onward, in this forum, for in-depth reasons why Great Wall is worse than Sorrow's Path. However, to condense it, if you donate it and use Port, Sorrow's Path is better.

Great Wall will not have to challenge any -laces for the worst rare slot.
 

Spiderman

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Staff member
So is it because he doesn't have snow-covered lands is why he thinks the Giant sucks?

LOL...

Two easy ways to fix that:

1. Get/trade for some
2. Use the artifact that turns a land into snow-covered...

Of ALL the uncommons out there, Giant isn't the worst. It's not even the worst in the Ice-Age set...
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Spiderman: Yes, but what if someone uses Melting??? The horror!!!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Yes, I DID IM TICM to make sure I knew what Sorrow's Path did. I didn't want to make a complete fool out of myself by saying that Sorrow's Path sucks when it could be one of the best cards ever made. I'm not an expert at Magic (Just ask anybody who's ever played against me :) ), and I didn't want to make a COMPLETE fool out of myself.

I found out about Karplusan Giant from TICM also. Only difference is that I found out about it, oh, maybe a year ago. I don't think it's bad just because TICM thinks so, it's because I feel the same way: I think it sucks.

Dang! I can't think of a way to end this.
 
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Mikeymike

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Security Detail

(*shivers*)
I am sure there is some dumb combo out there that makes this card work, but I have no desire to find it. This card is very very bad, and any combo that makes it work is cheesy anyway. Prejudiced? I think so.


Human Error-
Abyssal Horror isn't so bad. He actually has one of the most powerful 'Come into Play' effects ever. At 6 mana he isn't worth playing but I have him in my Recurring Nightmare/Survival deck (so I can play him for 3) deck and he consistenly hurts my opponents.
 
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Lotus Mox

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Security Detail isn't that bad in a control deck, it's like Nether Spirit in Enchantment form and it's definitely more useful than Pale Moon (this should've been an enchantment)
 
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Chernobyl Hamster

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Hmm... Worst rare card... lemme think. MOst of you will disagree but... STASIS. I just hate it, hate it, hate it. YES, i know all about the wonderful combos it can create, but i don't care!
 
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Salacious Crumb

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Obviously the worst rare card is avatar of might. IT SUCKS;). Of course i'm kidding.I don't really know... I don't want to hav a worst rare card, because i don't want to hurt it's feelings.

HOipa
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
STOP SPAMMING UP THE BOARDS WITH THE STUPID COMMENTS!!!!!!

Anywho, Chernobyl Hamster, why do you feel that way about Stasis?
 
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