Why does everything oink?

[Oversoul]

I find myself to be quite normal...

Then again, Nightstalkers seems kind of normal to me too...

 

[Rooser]

Clearly Jag-Off is referring to masturbation. Yeesh, Oversoul. This is why we need our own forum, so I can explain these things to you.

 

[Oversoul]

You know, I thought there was something odd going on when I saw Jack off at the airport...

 

[Spiderman]

I have created a new forum for Oversoul and Rooser. It is called "Private Messaging" and can be found at the bottom of the forum page

 

[Oversoul]

Actually, this is not the thread where we were talking about that, but I tried that private messaging thing out, only instead of sending something to Rooser, I sent something to YOU!

 

[Rooser]

Was it a picture of some jag off?

 

[Oversoul]

No, I don't have any of those lying around that I know of...

Oh, but if anyone has a good (or semi-good) picture of a xyster, sending it to me would be appreciated.

 

[Spiderman]

Originally posted by Oversoul
Actually, this is not the thread where we were talking about that, but I tried that private messaging thing out, only instead of sending something to Rooser, I sent something to YOU!

Yes, but Rooser brought it up two posts above mine, so I thought I'd finally lay the matter to rest.

No forum is truly private from the (bah-dum-dum) ADMINS

 

[Rooser]

Too bad there's only one of you anymore.

 

[Spiderman]

A couple others are here, like TomB and Ferret, it's just that apparently I have more free time at work than they do

 

[Oversoul]

Then you should join the CPATNT, Spidey!

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I'm here too. Just not all that often these days. Still no PC at me own home. I'll try harder to not be so poor...

 

[Oversoul]

Hey, Chaos Turtle! Do you have a picture of a xyster by any chance?

 

[Spiderman]

Sorry Chaos Turtle, you too... you're definitely not chopped liver

 

[Oversoul]

...more like a roasted spleen.

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Sorry, Oversoul, no. I don't happen to have a picture of a xyster. Apparently no one does... try your local library.

 

[Oversoul]

I will next time I go there, but I kinda live in the boondocks and I bought books last time I went there so I have plenty of time to read them...

One of them is "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. I bought it on a whim but I'm not so sure if that was a good idea. Has anyone here read it? Is it at least mildly good?

 

[train]

I like the quack idea...

moo just seems too passive...

 

[Oversoul]

I'll tell Hungry Hungry Heifer you said that, Train...

 

[train]

you mean "soon to be my sirloin"... yeah - tell her that...