Cateran Emperor: Do you know anything about what happened in this past century in the rest of the world? The Communists and the Nazis fought each other in the streets in Germany.
And the Nazis said they were Socialists but were the exact opposite. It is like what would ensue if someone, who was, say, a Democrat, said something like "I am a conservative" and people thought that he was a Republican. This is admittedly a horrible example but just because the Nazis said they were socialists doesn't mean that no matter what they did they were socialists. They were the opposite. Socialism is essentially the political form of Communism, but the Nazi's weren't really socialist, or at least they weren't anymore when they rose to power.
Riva Iron-Grip: You have much more productive ways to waste your time. For one thing, you are about eight years older than fuzzy is. Secondly, you don't live in the metro Washington DC area do you? That's where he lives, and the most he could possibly get is a local seat somewhere.
He has no stances on issues.
BTW, because I wouldn't want fuzzy to embarrass himself trying to fight me, I'll at least try a little to help... If you want to advertise at tournaments, only do ones like Friday Night Magic that are at night when there is a greater chance that your future vassals will be drunk. That's the only way you might pull this off.