Good morning, Mr. Wrath!
I'm Zadok001, or as Hawaiian Mage would apparently put it, 'One of those guys who claims to be in charge.' As you've already discovered, a majority of people around here are pretty crazed, and I'm no exception. (Albeit I try to tone my insanity down to a somewhat reasonable level.)
/begin{nickname speech}
Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy.
See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
/end{nickname speech}