Time to take out the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPA vs. Ransac!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. HOUTS New Member

    I'd write something, but since I've seen your ugly mug, know what job you actually do, and realize you haven't been laid in months, I rather leave you to your own misery...

    Pwned. GG. FTW

  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Who invited you?

    *Oversoul throws HOUTS into some nearby blackberry bushes.*
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg offers a truce for the time being to beat up on HOUTS.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Fair enough.
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg sits on Houts.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret (still flying through the air) flings Ransacs Anti-Bovine Underwear onto HOUTS head!
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg holds down HOUTS while Oversoul's tentacles prepare to....*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Milk HOUTS!*

    Why am I doing this?
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    It's humiliating, that's why.

    *Bearansorgg pulls a Flamatog out of his breechcloth and hits HOUTS over the head with it. Apparently, it has no effect, since HOUTS is already flaming.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret blinks, and a swarm of pixies surround everyone, demanding to know what happened to their dust.
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg, DarthFerret, and Oversoul tells the pixies that HOUTS is a fairy and that HE must've stolen their pixie dust.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  12. Homestar Who invited this guy?

    As all this action is going on, viewers will notice Homestar is always right next to the action, always seeming to be picking his nose, not caught up in the fight at all.
  13. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Unfortunately, the pixies were the viewers in this case, ignored the others and started surrounding Homestar asking him rather pointedly about thier missing dust!
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg, having successfully squished HOUTS, goes to terrorize Downtown Tokyo, which just happened to appear next to a Checker's.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    as he starts to terroize downtown Tokyo, Gamra appears, and starts to terrorize bearansorgg!
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac picks DarthFerret up and throws him at Garma, hoping to confuse/distract him.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul turns DarthFerret into a giant, flying stereo system that sucks up Garma and begins playing it loudly.*

    Apparently Garma is an album of some sort. I don't know what Gamra is, though. Perhaps DarthFerret meant Gamera?
  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearansorgg can't stand the sound of Spice Girls being played over and over again, so he flatulates....... loudly..... and viciously...... really. The impact knocks Bearansorgg on his back!*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *After two years of lying on his back, Bearansorgg finally gets back up. He gazes around and notices that Tokyo has rebuilt itself (again) and that they have built new complexes around his formerly still body.*

    Hmm............. glarg?

    *Ransac starts heading back to the CPA to terrorize the members there. Meanwhile...*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul has already built Mechabearansorgg and given it to the people of Tokyo, so that should Bearansorgg ever rise again, they would have a means of defense. Mechabearansorgg fires laser beams from its eyes blasting Bearansorgg.*

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