Time to take out the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPA vs. Ransac!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *...silly putty.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    That was definitely the wrong portal...
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *During the confusion, Ransac has pulled out his farm-animal catapult and launched 15 bulls at Oversoul and DarthFerret.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Panicked, Oversoul turns Darthferret into a cow.*

    How did I do that?
  5. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret "Moo's" and all of the bulls are blown right back at Ransac....

    How did Oversoul turn me into a super cow?
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac curses the name of Fred and jumps out of the way of the cows at the last second.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Unfortunately for Ransac, the cows missed him and the bulls hit him full force.
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac curses the name of Tim as he slowly recovers from having the wind knocked out of him by the bulls.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul tries to turn Ransac into a cow, but fails.*
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac is glad that he wore his anti-cow underwear.*

    TAKE THIS!!!!!!

    *Ransac turns into Care-Bearsac, the 50-foot tall evil care bear.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Um, Darthcow, it's your turn to attack him...

    *Oversoul inches away.*
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!!!

    *Bearsac stares at Darthcow and Oversoul. Bearsac stares harder.*

    Stupid power.

    *Bearsac tries to step on Darthcow and Oversoul.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthCow dodges, steals Ransacs underwear, puts it on his head, and is no longer a cow, then, realizing what he has done, passes out.
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul stretches out a tentacle, grabs The Orgg, and hurls him into Bearsac.*
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Bearsac and orgg collide and miraculously become one!!!!!!*

    Behold the awesome might of Bearansorgg!!!!!!!!!

    *The newly formed 77-foot tall behemoth pulls a tentatog (eats tentacles) out of his breechcloth and hurls it at Oversoul.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul wraps a tentacle around the tentatogs neck and squeezes its head off.*

    That was easy.

    *Oversoul wraps a tentacle around Bearansorgg's neck and squeezes. Nothing seems to happen.*

    Is it working?
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *What Oversoul doesn't realize is that Bearansorgg has an extremely pungent smell. Overoul's tentacles are actually melting from being so close to the funk.*


    *Bearansorgg throws a Lithatog at the land that Oversoul is standing on.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul retreats and flings Darthferret at Bearansorgg.*
  19. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    DarthFerret taps his island to give himself flying, and misses Bearansorgg, performing a startlingly graceful U-Turn, and aiming back at Oversoul.
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    RAGRARGH!!!!!!! CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!

    *Bearansorgg shoots a stomach blast at the flying DarthFerret.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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