Time to take out the trash!!!!!!!!!!!!! CPA vs. Ransac!!!!!!

[Ransac]

That's right! Everybody against Ransac! I can take it! Gimme your best shot!!!!


Honestly people, an entire month with no one posting in the Battle Arena? Come on! THIS should entice some people!


*Ransac wields his lead rabbit and charges into people, when...*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Tabasco]

*Tabasco drops to one knee and proposes to Ransac, with a 1 karat diamond glistening in the sun*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac quickly accepts, but then notices that the ring is only 1 karat. Ransac then takes a lead rabbit to Tabasco's head.*

You cheap bastard!!!!!!


*Ransac snaps his fingers and Tabasco is now wearing black clothing 18 sizes too small.*


I love doing that.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

However, the buttons on the shirt were made of titanium, and when the shirt burst, one button carromed off of the lead rabbit, shattering it, and lodged itself halfway deep into Ransac's left temple......

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac falls over and twitches.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul picks Ransac up with a tentacle and slams him repeatedly into the ground.*

 

[Oversoul]

*When Ransac goes completely limp, Oversoul flings him into the air and takes aim with his shotgun.*

Time to finish him...

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac comes to and dances the pigeon. Oversoul is now knocked unconscious. Ransac then thinks fast, snaps his fingers gently, and is now wearing a black flame-resistant suit.*

I love doing that!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul drifts into unconsciousness and casts Detonate on his own shotgun, then casts Inferno and Forks it repeatedly.*

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac smiles, as he thought ahead, and is unaffected by the storm of fire.*




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret casts ThoughtLeech on Ransac, causing his "thinking ahead" to disapate from his brain, therefore causing the firestorm to fuly affect Ransac and the shattered peices of lead rabbit.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac curses the name of "Melvin" as he is burned from the Inferno. Ransac manages to snap his fingers, causing DarthFerret to where black clothing 18 sizes too small. William, the cyber-bacon, is still sizzling.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul wakes up, but bumps his head on William (the Cyberbacon) and is stunned.*

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul recovers and grabs Ransac with a tentacle, then extends it into the air until Ransac is at an altitude where he can no longer breathe properly.*

Ha, take that!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac ponders why Oversoul would attempt such a stunt that requires such effort. SURELY Oversoul has learned over the air that Ransac has no brain, or any other organs for that matter.*

Hmm...... nice view from up here.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

This doesn't seem to be working...

*Oversoul tosses Ransac into Checkers.*

 

[Ransac]

ARGH!!!!!!! THE SALTINESS OF THE SALTY FRIES!!!!!!!!

*Ransac is too busy wiping the saltiness off of his body to notice Oversoul's next attack.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

*Oversoul opens up a portal above his head and reaches in with one of his tentacles, pulling out a replicator machine. He puts his shotgun into the machine and replicates it 999. A thousand shotguns are pointed at Ransac.*

Look ma, no hands!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac squirts ketchup in Oversoul's eyes and runs like hell.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DarthFerret]

DarthFerret comes to Oversouls rescue, taking control of the shotguns and shooting them all at once, only to find that they were full of....