Smurfs Are The Devil!!!!!!! Kill Them All!!!!!!!!

[Izaryo]

*starts building up aggression and hate*

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

*runs of in the northern continent and disappears from sight. smurf heads start flying*

DIIIIIE!!!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac tosses a block of cheddar at Doombringer and spins to thwak Attention-Deficet Smurf with his lead rabbit, cracking it in the process.*



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Doombringer]

Yay! Pay!
*Doombringer takes a bite out of his cheddar, throws a smurf into the air, and shoots it with his overpowered assault rifle, causing it to burst into red confetti, then takes another bite of cheddar*
Man, these guys are better than clay pideons, or even real pidgeons!

 

[Tabasco]

*Tabasco then take his 150, 000 gallon gas tank and sprays all the smurfs*

*He whips out his trusty Zippo, then with his Jet-pack drops the zippo and saves every non-smurfling from the smurfs, who will now mutate in to burnt smurfed-up Zombies*

*WotC prints a set full of U/B smurfs and calls it Smurf-pocalypse*

*They sell like hotcakes......Not again!!!!!*

 

[Doombringer]

doombringer, now completely into puberty, lifts his arms and and uses a fan to direct the radioactive gases now migrating outwards from his person. This event was later known to horrified smurfs everywhere as "The Green Thursday".

 

[Oversoul]

Click me!

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac runs through the smurf's next line of defense and shatter's Hard-Core Liberal Smurf's skull with the lead rabbit. Just to be impartial, Ransac steps on Right-Wing Smurf and grinds his remains into the ground.*


Vote Ransac/Monkey 2004!!!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Tabasco]

This thread is sooo old....

who brought this up?

Go Papa Smurf Go!

 

[Oversoul]

It would appear that Doombringer is the culprit. You can never trust those Canucks...

 

[Doombringer]

"I just remembered how fun this thread was and wondered why it stopped" Doombringer mumbles, as he strangles a smurf with his armpit hair."hey, what colour do smurfs turn when they are choked?"

 

[Oversoul]

See, told you...

Anyway, I would imagine that they would turn into gold or something...

 

[Rooser]

I guess thread necro is the new Jimbot.

 

[Oversoul]

What happened to Jimbot's story, anyway?

 

[Rooser]

Forget Jimbot, man! Thread necro is the wave of the future!

 

[Oversoul]

Okay, you're right. We need to get some organization going with this though.

I move for the creation of a Casual Players Alliance Thread Necromancy Team (CPATNT).