In response to your tapping of pants, I avert my eyes and thus avoid seeing the "booging down".
Untap, upkeep, Draw, Underground River, tap UB2 to cast Circu, Dimir Lobotomist, tap UB to cast Glimpse of the Unthinkable targeting you, Dominating Licid attacks for 1, Done.
Ransac:
Life: 14?
Cards in Hand: 0
Cards in Library: 35
In Play:
(T) Plains
(T) Mountain
(U) Volcanic Island
(T) Plateau
(T) Forest
Zuran Orb
(T) Scroll Rack (1, T: Choose any number of cards in your hand and set those cards aside face down. Put an equal number of cards from the top of your library into your hand. Then put the cards set aside this way on top of your library in any order.)
Celestial Dawn (Nonland cards you own that aren’t in play, spells you control, and nonland permanents you control are white. Lands you control are Plains. Spells and abilities you control produce white mana instead of any other color. You may spend white mana as though it were mana of any color)
Graveyard: Celestial Dawn, Fling, Academy Rector, Animate Land, Island, Fling, Birds of Paradise, 10 cards
RFG:
Spiderman:
Life: 14
Cards in Hand: 3
Cards in Library: 40
In Play:
(T,T) Islandx2
(T,T) Swampx2
(T,T) Underground Riverx2 (T: add 1 to my mana pool. T: add U or B to my mana pool and take 1 dmg)
(U) Wall of Tears (0/4, Defender, whenever ~ blocks a creature, return that creature to its owners hand at the end of combat)
(T) Dominating Licid (1/1, 1UU, T: ~ becomes an enchant creature card. Pay U to end this ability. You control enchanted creature)
(U) Circu, Dimir Lobotomist (2/3, whenever I play a blue or black spell, remove top card of target library from the game. Opponents can't play nonland cards of the same name as a card removed from the game by Circu)
Graveyard: Polluted Delta, Diabolic Vision, Undermine, Drift of Phantasms, Polluted Delta, Mundungu, Stifle, Polluted Delta, Glimpse the Unthinkable
RFG:
Untap, upkeep, Draw, Underground River, tap UB2 to cast Circu, Dimir Lobotomist, tap UB to cast Glimpse of the Unthinkable targeting you, Dominating Licid attacks for 1, Done.
Ransac:
Life: 14?
Cards in Hand: 0
Cards in Library: 35
In Play:
(T) Plains
(T) Mountain
(U) Volcanic Island
(T) Plateau
(T) Forest
Zuran Orb
(T) Scroll Rack (1, T: Choose any number of cards in your hand and set those cards aside face down. Put an equal number of cards from the top of your library into your hand. Then put the cards set aside this way on top of your library in any order.)
Celestial Dawn (Nonland cards you own that aren’t in play, spells you control, and nonland permanents you control are white. Lands you control are Plains. Spells and abilities you control produce white mana instead of any other color. You may spend white mana as though it were mana of any color)
Graveyard: Celestial Dawn, Fling, Academy Rector, Animate Land, Island, Fling, Birds of Paradise, 10 cards
RFG:
Spiderman:
Life: 14
Cards in Hand: 3
Cards in Library: 40
In Play:
(T,T) Islandx2
(T,T) Swampx2
(T,T) Underground Riverx2 (T: add 1 to my mana pool. T: add U or B to my mana pool and take 1 dmg)
(U) Wall of Tears (0/4, Defender, whenever ~ blocks a creature, return that creature to its owners hand at the end of combat)
(T) Dominating Licid (1/1, 1UU, T: ~ becomes an enchant creature card. Pay U to end this ability. You control enchanted creature)
(U) Circu, Dimir Lobotomist (2/3, whenever I play a blue or black spell, remove top card of target library from the game. Opponents can't play nonland cards of the same name as a card removed from the game by Circu)
Graveyard: Polluted Delta, Diabolic Vision, Undermine, Drift of Phantasms, Polluted Delta, Mundungu, Stifle, Polluted Delta, Glimpse the Unthinkable
RFG: