Hey. We have to figure out whether Ransac has consumed a most terrible poison in the form of a poisonous pie that I poisoned in preparation for a certain larger entity at some later date, or if perhaps his illness is due to some other circumstance...
...like maybe eating an abnormally large quantity of unpoisoned pies.
THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO TIE A LARGE WEIGHT TO HIS PERSON AND THROW HIM IN A BODY OF WATER. Um, if he sinks, he is not poisoned. Yeah, NOT poisoned. But if he floats, he is totally poisoned and must be treated with this suppository of absurd proportions...
I call it the water test.