I can't seem to find my poisonous pie. That is to say that the pie which I poisoned for future use against The Orgg. It had enough poison in it to make him have diarrhea and vomiting for days. I had better find this oh-so-poisonous pie. If I do not, some being with less constitution than The Orgg may eat it and such a person would certainly die a painful death from the highly poisonous poison that the pie contains.
The only antidote to the poison that I have put in my pie is a very large suppository. Oh, I do feel sorry for the poor soul that foolishly ingests my poisonous pie and is not The Orgg.
*theorgg realizes his Atog-and-Fried-Chicken-Liver with Ketchup Sauce is missing. Ransac declaires that it is his, and The Orgg decides to let him have it. If anyone deserves a yummy pie, it is Ransac.
Hey. We have to figure out whether Ransac has consumed a most terrible poison in the form of a poisonous pie that I poisoned in preparation for a certain larger entity at some later date, or if perhaps his illness is due to some other circumstance...
...like maybe eating an abnormally large quantity of unpoisoned pies.
THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO TIE A LARGE WEIGHT TO HIS PERSON AND THROW HIM IN A BODY OF WATER. Um, if he sinks, he is not poisoned. Yeah, NOT poisoned. But if he floats, he is totally poisoned and must be treated with this suppository of absurd proportions...
The stolen elk pie contains a string!
Pulling the string pulls down the rock it was attached to, near Uluru!
The pulled down rock causes an avalanche at Uluru!
The avalanche crushes Uluru into the ground!
The new lack-of-Uluru makes Earth spin faster!
The rapid spinning of the Earth causes everyone to lose their grip on the ground and fly off into space!
And all because of a stolen elk pie!
I shall build a large cannon to shoot at them while they float around helplessly in space...
Where is my secret lab? Oh yeah...
*Oversoul gets his telescope, finds Ransac, reaches out and pulls him back to Earth with a tentacle, then jumps into his secret lab, which is hidden in one of the blood vessels of Ransac's left earlobe.*