I like pie. Pie is good. I like blueberry pie. I like apple pie. I like cherry pie. Most of all, I like pumpkin pie. I can only get pumpkin pie around Thanksgiving. That's not fair. It's good pie. Why can't I have it other times? It's always good pie. My mom makes good pumpkin pie. She sends me some. It tastes good. Pie has never hurt anyone. Unless it had a shard of glass or something. Or unless you're allergic to pie. That would suck. I am not allergic to pie. I am glad. Pie is good, after all. Do you like pie? What is your favorite kind of pie? I don't understand rhubarb pie. That's a strange pie. Key Lime pie is also weird. It tastes good, though. I wish I had some pie right now. Don't you wish you had some pie right now? I should go get some pie. But I need money for pie. Pie is expensive. Even when you make your own. Ingredients are expensive. Everyone should be entitled to pie. Not a lot, just a slice a day. That wouldn't hurt anyone. I always feel good after eating pie. I never feel like I should die. That rhymes. Pie rhymes with lots of things. Sky, and dye, and rye, and try. You should eat some pie. And so should I. That rhymes too. Can I have some pie?