Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Istanbul, May 14, 2000.

  1. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    I like pie.
    Pie is good.
    I like blueberry pie.
    I like apple pie.
    I like cherry pie.
    Most of all, I like pumpkin pie.
    I can only get pumpkin pie around Thanksgiving.
    That's not fair.
    It's good pie.
    Why can't I have it other times?
    It's always good pie.
    My mom makes good pumpkin pie.
    She sends me some.
    It tastes good.
    Pie has never hurt anyone.
    Unless it had a shard of glass or something.
    Or unless you're allergic to pie.
    That would suck.
    I am not allergic to pie.
    I am glad.
    Pie is good, after all.
    Do you like pie?
    What is your favorite kind of pie?
    I don't understand rhubarb pie.
    That's a strange pie.
    Key Lime pie is also weird.
    It tastes good, though.
    I wish I had some pie right now.
    Don't you wish you had some pie right now?
    I should go get some pie.
    But I need money for pie.
    Pie is expensive.
    Even when you make your own.
    Ingredients are expensive.
    Everyone should be entitled to pie.
    Not a lot, just a slice a day.
    That wouldn't hurt anyone.
    I always feel good after eating pie.
    I never feel like I should die.
    That rhymes.
    Pie rhymes with lots of things.
    Sky, and dye, and rye, and try.
    You should eat some pie.
    And so should I.
    That rhymes too.

    Can I have some pie?
  2. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    Tag Guard

    Isty, after that pie poem, I think you should
    change your signiture.:) (j/k)
    Anyone that takes you seriously, probably doesn't anymore.
    hehe. :)
  3. Apollo Bird Boy

    Now I'm hungry.
  4. linsivvi New Member

    You guys have way to much free time
  5. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    Tag Guard

    Yes we do. :D
  6. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    I actually kind of dig Key Lime Pie.
  7. FadingInsomniac New Member

    **FadingInsomniac's head explodes**

    I agree with Linsivvi, you guys have WAY too much free time.
  8. Killer Joe Active Member

    Bye-Bye Miss American Pie
    Drove my Chevy to the Levy
    But the Levy was dry
    And good 'ol boys were drinking
    Whiskey and Rye Singing
    This'll be the day that I eat pie (WTF?)
  9. TomB Administrative Assistant

    [me]grumbles in disgust...[/me]
  10. Dune Echo CPA Founder, Idea Man


    TomB, isn't that your era music anyway? :D What's wrong with it, man?! It's the statement of an entire generation! LOL.
  11. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    I think the only reason Istanbul posted the "poem" was because he was thinking of different "women" he could be with...

    ( American Pie )
  12. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Multani -
    I agree.
    I'm going to change my nickname.
    It's going to be 'pie'.
    I like pie.

    Apollo -
    Eat some pie.

    Lin-Sivvi -
    If I had more free time,
    I would eat more pie.

    Chaos Turtle -
    Key Lime pie is good.
    I'd like some now.
  13. magicman_moe New Member

    damn and i thought i had way too much free time hehehe
  14. Apollo Bird Boy

    The sad thing is, this has gotten 13 replies.

    The other sad thing is, I'm still hungry and we won't eat until my dad gets home and we drive to Akron, and it'll be like 3 hours! I'm not gonna make it! If I don't post anymore, you'll know it's cause I starved.

  15. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Apollo -
    You should have brought pie.
    Pie would fill you up.
    Pie can be very filling.
    I think you should have brought pumpkin pie.
    Pumpkin pie would be good.
    I miss pumpkin pie.
    I'm hungry.
    I'm going to go eat some pie.
    If I have any left, I'll send you pie.
  16. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Actually Dune, my generation/peer group was into stuff like UFO, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, and Ted Nugent. My father used to play that song over, and over, and over on his 8-track tape deck in the car. Over, and over, and over again...

    It makes me want to puke just thinking about it! :p

    [me]makes retching noises, and scampers to the bathroom...[/me]
  17. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Tag Guard

    I liked the original version. Madonna's version, eh, not so great.
  18. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Blueberry pie is made from blueberries.
    Cherry pie is made from cherries.
    Apple pie is made from apples.
    Pot pie is made from....?
  19. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...pot. Am I right?!?!!!! I know I'm right, right?!
    How 'bout this:
    Is it okay to yell "PIE!" in a crowded movie theater?
    If a Pie falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it still make a sound?
    Why aren't there square pies, can't you square pie?
  20. Spaceman Spiff New Member

    Square pie?!??!! are you crazy?!?!
    my fav. pie is blueberry...mmmm

    "whatsa matta witha you, you-a no like-a my pizza pie??!?!"

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