*Ransac thinks quickly and uses the technique that K9Archmage taught him years ago.*
Watch this!
*Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and the universe is inverted, making the coat bomb start to fly in the opposite direction, exploding on a nearby rock. Ransac slaps his buttcheeks again and the universe is back to normal, although the rock is now a coat fiend.*
A nifty trick, wouldn't you say?
Ransac, cpa trash man