Nightstalker's-type news

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Why would a guy steal cosmetics?


    Aren't there better things to borrow?
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Why would he steal them by juggling them in front of everyone?

    The guy clearly needs mental help...
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  4. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Wow, tough breaks on both of those...
  5. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  6. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  7. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The former really reminds me of Fight Club, probably because I read it recently, but I they kept that part in the movie too, I'm pretty sure...

    The latter, well...

    At least he won't be passing his stupidity down to anyone else now (well, he probably will, because they'll like do some stupid new experimental transplant for him or something and he'll get his penis back. But you know, if he'd just hurried up and bled to death before anyone could get to him, he could have won a Darwin Award for sure...
  8. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Well, the guy was 69 if I remember correctly, so he probably already passed on his genes... :)
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    We can only hope not... :(
  10. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Why did they want a longer term for the man?
  12. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    If you ask me that is discrimination...surely it was more or less the girl's fault.

    She should have had the longer sentence
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Why is it more or less the girl's fault?

    Beats me why the guy gets the longer sentence... probably need more details and info on indecency in Italy...
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I don't see any reason why one of them should get a longer sentence than the other. They both did the same thing. Unless it was the guy breaking the lock or something that added the extra month to his sentence...
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I agree, but they could have some unequal gender laws. Kind of like how in some countries, to get a divorce, men only have to say they want it while women need to get three or four witnesses and go through a whole rigamaroll before getting it (if they're lucky and do).
  16. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    They should use something much harder to accidently press, like "911."
  18. train The Wildcard!!!...

    So much craziness in the world... or is it the norm?...

    :eek:
  19. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

  20. train The Wildcard!!!...

    again the norm...

    :rolleyes:

    :D

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