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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
DAMMIT!!!!! HOW COME YOU GUYS ALWAYS FIND OUT ABOUT MY STUPID MIST....... I mean, what idiots.


*Ransac plots against the world.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Oh, everyone wants to be like us...




So, it sounds like something crazy enough that I'd try it... lol, actually, I prefer to ruin a perfectly good dollar, and spend five more to have unlimited free drinks from vending machines.
 
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mythosx

Guest
Actually, I know about the incident. The article isn't entirely accurate. The bills are cheaper to produce then that. They are 1000 yen bills rougly about 10 bucks. They cost about 5 bucks to produce and have an estimated street value of 6 to 8 dollars. The funny thing is they look like a child drew them up with a crayon. But apparently has the proper watermark to fool vending machines which are every where in Japan and sell everything ranging from used pornstarletts undergarments to hot dogs. Word of advice. Never trust a vending machine that sells hotdogs.
 
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Notepad

Guest
Why not? Hot dogs are the king od junk food! :D

They are awesome, they are elite. And they are even somewhat phallic when you need to laugh at your friends, who haven't finished their's yet. :D

I'd rather trust a vending machine hot dog that might be a few hours old, than one from a public bin where people can touch them with their germy hands. Take them, put them back, manhandle them just to mess with the food, then walk away. Much too annoying when convenience store customers do that right before one comes in jonesing for hot dogs. :(
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Me, I'd rather not trust vending machine that sell used pornstarletts undergarments :eek:

Thanks for the correction though mythosx
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
lol... trying to get a nice can of sake and end up with a pair of panties.

1000 Yen = $10

Driving around town and wasting 2 gallons of gas = $5

Getting a pair of panties instead of your can of sake = Priceless
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Good place to find criminals is in jail...



But thats just wrong
 
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train

Guest
I wonder if his wife is still refusing him...

As for the hand - they could have done worse...

As for the inmates... Maybe they should have offered a deal to the prosecutor - thye reveal the location of the men, in return for their release from jail...:D
 
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