If you give me a Kudos bar, I'll tell you his phone number!
(Man steps out of shadows and whispers in TICM's ear, then hands him something. TICM pukes a few seconds later.)
On second thought, don't send me Kudos. They taste disgusting! I'll tell you his number if you promise not to send me the bars.
I imagine that will be most of you, so here it is:
593-4640
Now you get to guess the area and country code! (Hint: He lives in Burma)
[ (The same man steps out of the shadows and whispers something in TICM's ear, then gives him a wet willie. TICM pukes, and then punches the man.)
I have been informed that the country is now named Burma, and that the bars I was given were actually Pepto-Bismol™ flavor Kudos bars.]
BTW, they were named after the word "kudos," which was already in use.