oh my god, they actually made a barbie cartoon
[me] shudders [/me]
and you know who they are don't you, they are a group of the five richest people in the world, known as the pentaverit, who meet in a secret resort in colorado springs tri-monthly. whose part of the pentavarit, well the Queen, i don't remeber the rest, and colonel sanders, before he went heads up, oh how i hated the colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and his smug face, oh you gotta by my chicken oh
Charlie: how can you hate the colonel
me: because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave in nightly smartass
speacial bonus to whomever knows where that rant came from