I say we do this right..BRING IT ON!!!!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Volraths_bane, May 23, 2001.

  1. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    I have come to these forums as I have been told this board in friendly to Battles...and last time I tried to do it at my last board...I got in trouble. LEts Get It oN!!!

    We each choose I weapon. Just somethin to do some clobbering! Some magic allowed..nothing ridiculous.

    I choose my mighty Bed Pan of Fate.

    LeTs GeT rEaDy To RuMbLe!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    God damn! man empty that thing before entering combat!!!

    ewww I don't think anyone will want to fight you, cause you look a little too bull headed and your covered in sh----tuff.

    Take my advice and change your "costume user text" to something with poo, like 'fredy got poo', that would work....

    And know I'm not gonna fight you but I might try throwing matches cause that would be funny...
  3. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    My bed pan is empty...usually
  4. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    It is now, look at yourself....
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Seeing as how you two are going to face each other in the tournament, this battle will be round 1.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Sorry...too much Mortal Kombat...FINISH HIM!!!!!!


    Hehe..so any rules you wanna go by?

    How exactly will we decide when one of us have one.

    Where do you wnat your remains sent :)
  7. DÛke Memento Mori

    *Mortak Kombat theme song begins playing*

    I could easily defeat you both but since this is a one-vs-one match I will not interfere, but I'm betting on Volraths_bane myself.
  8. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Thanks...I think????

    Why me?
  9. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    ...you have no idea how sorry it makes me feels to see a new member submitting straight into "combat."

    I seriously don't understand how this could be fun...but nonetheless...

    Grabs VB by the sleeves
    You will give up, and do as I say. I know I'm better than you, so don't try to surpass my level superiority.

    Shoves VB to the ground
    That's where you belong fool...in the ground, with the dirt. You are dirt yourself. Might as well blend where ya belong.

    Kicks VB a couple of times (only 300 times)
    Why did I kick you? Oh, because I felt like it...is that a crime? Shut up! I can SO kick you whenever I want.

    There ya go. :)

    "THAT'S style."
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    Apollo flies over and lets loose a bird dropping that lands right in the center of the bedpan.

    Ahhh... that feels better.
  11. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    [me]arrives late after looking for this form[me] Hey why is volraths_bane on the floor beaten and crush?

    Oh well lets just continue Ransac's ("Da Bathroom Trash Man") training, you keep being the egg ok vb?
    *CRUNCH*
    *SNAP*
    *CREAK*
    *SMASH*
    *POW*
    *SLAM*
    [me]picks of the flattened body of volraths_bane inside the bedpan, then uses it[/me]

    RANSAC
    RANSAC!
    RANSAC!!
    I GO PEEPEE IN THE POTTY!!!!
  12. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    If this is our tourney thread...why is it 2 on 1?
  13. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    AHHHH! PEEPEE TALK!! SMASH PEEPEE!

    [me]grabs the almost full bedpan flips it upside down, whips out a large club and continues to smash...[/me]

    Peepee stop talking...
  14. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    VB backs away and leap to his feet.

    BANE SMASH

    VB delivers a deluge of Bed Pan enhanced metal plated headbutts to Namielus
  15. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    owww....

    that hurt...
  16. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    I follow up with a leg sweep...

    Giving me time to pull this damn bed pan off my head
  17. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Grrr...
    NAMIELUS HATE BEDPAN MAN!

    *Namielus jumps to his feet and grabs the small man struggling with the bedpan by the head and and squeeses*

    AHAHAHAHAH NAMIELUS SQUISH!
  18. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Do you consider a 6'2" over 300 pound man small?

    Second of all...

    VB while being held by the head swinging back and forth so he can deliver a swift kick to the nutz of Nemeilus
  19. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    yes to a 12'8'', 3 ton, giant fanged monster....
  20. Volraths_bane Whirlwind of Bed Pan Justice

    Put to beat a big guy...ground him.

    After repeated kicks to the crotch..which only somewhat phase Nameilus..I grab my mangled bed pan, which has been squashed out of shape, and slash at his hand with a razor sharp edge..causing him to drop VB

    Then VB slashes the tendons at the back on NM's knee

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