I challenge...

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Riva Iron-Grip, Oct 12, 2000.

  1. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    (Multani pulls up a chair wearing his Hawaiian shirt and sips at his standard fruit cocktail.)
    Hmmm....I wonder if they'll show this on Pay-Per-View...
  2. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    Hey tree guy, why watch on pay-per view whan the real thing is right here :D
  3. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    hey isn't there supposed to be a line limit on sigs?
  4. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    no i dont think that there is.
    *backs away fast as Riva's sword bounces off of ademis' shield*
    "So be it then Ademis.We shall fight to the death. Ye prove to be a mighty warrior, to survive the blows of thy sword. If ye, at any time, feel like submitting to thy rule, and thy banner, then thou shall spare thy life. I applaud thee Ademis, for thou art truly a brave soul. Shall the Gods protect you from thy raining blows."
    *And with that Riva charged Ademis again. This time sticking his sword out to impale Ademis*
  5. terzarima New Member

    Awk!!! Death? That's not always fun.... okay then

    *Ademis jumps to the side and hits Riva's Sword to the ground. Then he gets ready to lunge...

    [Edited by ademis22 on 10-14-00 at 11:03 AM]
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    C'mon, if you want a challenge, I'll lay the smackdown on all your candy @$$es, if you smeLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what ransac is cooking

    Ransac, rock fan
  7. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    *raised his shield and braces for ademis' impact*
    Thou art truly a worthy opponent Ademis the Great. Shall we call a truce between ourselves, and destroy the greater evil that which is called Ransac. For, if thee accepts my truce, all evil that stands in thou way, shall be destroyed to nothing. What be it Ademis?
  8. terzarima New Member

    Sounds good to me

    *Ademis jumps beside Riva

    I'm ready!
  9. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    I think there was a limit on the old boards but when Ed switched over to these it didn't carry over.
  10. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    thou art truly a smart man ademis. Our first oppenent shall be thou who is called Ransac.
    *charges ransac, laughing in his face as Riva slashes at Ransac with is longsword*'
    Brace yourself Ransac for thou art going to be minced to oblivion.
  11. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    GET HIM!!!!
  12. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] throws several Shiny knives at Ademis from among the crowd. [/me]
  13. terzarima New Member

    Augh not knives!!! and shiny knives at that!!! Ahhh they're blinding!!!! *Ademis raises his sheild and all of Gerodes shiny knives stick into the wood, but is afraid that Gerode would chase him if he kept the shiny sheild so he trows it away
  14. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    *races to Gerode*
    though art a dead man Gerode. Prepare to meet my steely bite.
  15. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] picks up Ademis's Shiny Shield. [/me]
    [me] sees Riva's Shiny sword and lunges toward it. [/me]
  16. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    *at the last moment dodges to the side and slashes down on gerodes head*(just like in the 13th Warrior where the big red head gets his head cut off by the guy who keeps calling ahmed "Little Brother")
    Thou art now dead as thee hath instructed my brethren. Doth anyone else wish to challenge the Mightiest Warrior in all of thy lands?
  17. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Merely a flesh wound!

    [me] detatched body rams the Shiny Shield into the abdomen of Riva. The exposed knife blades are gruesomely effective at cutting up the insides of Riva's digestional tract and lungs. [/me]
    [me], seeing Riva writhing in pain on the floor, takes the opportunity to pick up his (unnecesary) head, and run off to the nearest surgeon. [/me]
  18. Riva Iron-Grip da Kandy Man

    *having telekinesis powers, Riva "mind-throws" the knives at Gerode. Catching and sticking in the back of Gerode*
    Methinks thou art now going to repay for thy wounds, you ass.
  19. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Methinks thou shalt not speaketh like thou art Amish.
    And you're not the only telekinetic mage.
    [me] ducks as the knives approach. The knives pass over Gerode, halt, and turn back toward Riva. [/me]
  20. terzarima New Member

    hehe telekinesis *Ademis uses his PYROKINETIC powers to light gerode on fire and then lifts his head (how could you use telekinetic powers if you have no head anyway?) high into the air

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