Hmm... Piers Anthony's Zanth
try reading the books, you might like
Its fantasy so it shouldn't hurt you too much... except its kinda a
punnishment to read them if you get our drift.
have fun looking them up... starts with Bink and his adventure in: A Spell For Chamelion
Piers Anthony from what we remember was a teacher and is now retired and living in "present day Zanth" near the Gap Chasm... or in Florida near Pennsicola. (you'll see the stupidity in the books if you read them like we have.)
and have a great day in mundania!