I was just posting the cards I had finalized, and held back the ones that needed a little retooling. So, here's the rest of the set, new and improved:
Ransac, CPA Trash Man 2GGBB
Creature - CPA Member
Trample
BB, T: Put a Garbage counter on
target creature.
GG, T: Remove a Garbage counter
from target creature.
All creatures with a Garbage counter
get -2/-2. If you control that
creature, it gets +2/+2 instead.
During your upkeep, put a -1/-1
counter on each creature with a
Garbage counter. Remove these
counters if the Garbage counter
is removed.
3/4
Bob, King of Cheese 1WWWW
Creature - CPA Dairy Lord
First Strike
T: Put a cheese counter on target
creature.
During your upkeep, flip a coin
for each creture with a cheese
counter on it. If heads, put 2 +1/+1
counters on that creature. Otherwise,
Bob deals 3 damage to that creature.
4/5
Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot R
Creature - Totalitarian Coffee Pot
First Strike
T, Reveal the top card of your library:
If the revealed card is a land, sacrifice
Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot. Otherwise,
destroy target creature. It can't be
regenerated.
1/2
"YOU DIE NOW!!!"
-Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot
Be sure to put in requests for Set 2, or I'll randomly choose the people!