Fuzzy joins R&D!!!

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by fuzzy510, Dec 6, 2000.

  1. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I, Fuzzy, am going to start making my own cards. The first 9 people who request here will be in the first set!
  2. Landkiller CPA Menace

    I'll request...

    Who's next...
  3. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    I know who you are.... MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
    I request!

    HOipa
  4. Apollo Bird Boy

    I would like to be in it.
  5. DÛke Memento Mori

    I won't be visiting the CPA for a while due to some...somethings, I guess. Yeah, that's it, somethings.

    I was checking my email, and I saw that I've gotten 4 new PMs, so I decided to come and check them out, though I don't have the time to reply, so I'm sorry for that.

    As for the cards of the CPA, here's the Promo of the set, and don't ask me for anything else, ok? :)

    Ransac, Constructive Deckmaker 1UW
    Creature - Idiotic Legend
    W: Shuffle your library.
    U: Look at the top card of your library.
    2/1
    "He's an idiot, he's a grabage collector, he's dirty, he's smelly, he's weird, he's disgusting, he's stupid, he's unknown, he's paranoid, he's obsurd, he's STUPID, BUT he's the constructive deckmaker...HOW? Don't ask me...I mean, he's all those bad things, and then he could make a winning deck? HOW? I don't know? Could this be another wonder of the world? Probably..." -The unanswered question of the CPA

    [Edited by DÛke on 12-07-00 at 01:15 PM]
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The trash man requests. I, Ransac, Village Idiot/CPA Trash Man, would enjoy being in this set.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. Bob Idiot

    I'll be in...
  8. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Sorry K9, but if I include you, that's copyright infringement!
  9. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    damn you and your fuzzy hair! DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
    I will give you permission to ues my name and slogan


    HOipa
  10. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Oh well. K9 is in the set.
  11. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    I'd ask, if I didn't make better cards than you.
  12. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Thallid ice cream man, the one hero that gives ice cream to those poor, parched thallids

    HOipa
  13. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I try and do something NICE since DUke stopped, and what do I get? NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!

    [me]goes into a corner and starts crying in streams, mentioning something about "they don't like me."[/me]
  14. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Yeah, fuzzy, you always were a crybaby. I like candy

    Hoipa
  15. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    What does K9's candy fetish have to do with these cards?
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    What does your coffee pot fetishes have to do with communism?


    Ransac, cpa trash man

    P.S. I am a particularly happy fan of candy myself
  17. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Finally, the list of the first 10, one promo.

    SET ONE:
    DUke, Grand Inspirator (Promo)
    Fuzzy510
    Landkiller
    K9Archmage
    Apollo
    Ransac
    Bob
    Thallid Ice Cream Man
    Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot
    Copyright Infringement

    They'll be up soon!
  18. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Here's the promo for Set 1:

    DÛke, Grand Inspirator 2BU
    Creature - CPA Legend

    Flying, phasing

    All CPA Members get +2/+2.

    If DÛke is dealt damage, put a +1/+1
    counter on target CPA member other
    than DÛke for each 1 damage dealt.

    2/2

    Remember, these cards are SUPPOSED to be a little broken. At the latest, the rest of Set 1 will be up by Monday. I'm taking ideas for Set 2, and will continue to until Friday, 12/22. Thanks!
  19. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    Here's my card:

    Thallid Ice Cream Man, Angry
    2GG
    Kicker: Laugh a little.
    Tap: Kick fuzzy510 several thousand times. If you paid the kicker cost, kick him again, then insult him on his supposedly "mad skillz" for bowling.
    First strike when blocked by John
    During your upkeep, return target Floral Spuzzem in your graveyard to play, though not before throwing it at fuzzy.
    6/6
    There, that's broken...
  20. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I've decided to more of the cards! (Someone got ahold of the spoiler)

    Thallid Ice Cream Man 2GG
    Creature - CPA Thallid Legend

    Cannot be the target of Red spells
    or abilities.

    All Thallids get +1/+1.

    2G, T: Put a refreshment counter on
    target creature.

    All cretures with Refreshment counters
    get +1/+1. If that creature is a
    Thallid, it gets +2/+2 instead.

    2/2

    "Sorry, no Ashnod's Coupons."
    -Thallid Ice Cream Man


    Fuzzy510 2BBRR
    Creature - CPA Member

    First Strike

    2: Counter target spell that targets
    Fuzzy510.

    UU: Counter target spell that does
    not target Fuzzy510.

    T: Target CPA Member gets +3/+3
    until end of turn and target
    non-CPA Member get -3/-3 until end
    of turn.

    3/1


    K9Archmage 1RRG
    Creature - CPA Donkey

    First Strike

    Kicker RGG

    All Donkeys get +1/+1

    If you paid the Kicker cost, put
    4 Hoipa tokens into play. Treat
    these
    tokens as 2/2 green Donkeys.

    1/2

    "Hoipa!"
    -K9Archmage


    Copyright Infringement 2BB
    Enchantment

    As Copyright Infringement comes
    into play, choose a creature type.

    Whenever a creature of the chosen
    type comes into play, its controller
    flips a coin. If tails, Copyright
    Infringement deals 3 damage to each
    creature of that type and the
    controller of that creature.


    Apollo 2RRR
    Creature - CPA Phoenix

    Flying

    Kicker X

    RR, T: Apollo deals X+4 damage to
    target creature or player

    3/3


    Landkiller 3RRRR
    Creature - CPA Member

    Trample

    During your upkeep, sacrifice a
    land or sacrifice Landkiller. If
    you sacrifice a land, put a Destruction
    counter on Landkiller.

    If Landkiller does damage to a player,
    that player sacrifices a land for
    each Destruction counter on Landkiller.

    2/5

    ENJOY!!!!

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