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fuzzy510
Guest
I, Fuzzy, am going to start making my own cards. The first 9 people who request here will be in the first set!
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Landkiller
Guest
I'll request...
Who's next...
Who's next...
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K9Archmage
Guest
I know who you are.... MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
I request!
HOipa
I request!
HOipa
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Apollo
Guest
I would like to be in it.
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DÛke
Guest
I won't be visiting the CPA for a while due to some...somethings, I guess. Yeah, that's it, somethings.
I was checking my email, and I saw that I've gotten 4 new PMs, so I decided to come and check them out, though I don't have the time to reply, so I'm sorry for that.
As for the cards of the CPA, here's the Promo of the set, and don't ask me for anything else, ok?
Ransac, Constructive Deckmaker 1UW
Creature - Idiotic Legend
W: Shuffle your library.
U: Look at the top card of your library.
2/1
"He's an idiot, he's a grabage collector, he's dirty, he's smelly, he's weird, he's disgusting, he's stupid, he's unknown, he's paranoid, he's obsurd, he's STUPID, BUT he's the constructive deckmaker...HOW? Don't ask me...I mean, he's all those bad things, and then he could make a winning deck? HOW? I don't know? Could this be another wonder of the world? Probably..." -The unanswered question of the CPA
[Edited by DÛke on 12-07-00 at 01:15 PM]
I was checking my email, and I saw that I've gotten 4 new PMs, so I decided to come and check them out, though I don't have the time to reply, so I'm sorry for that.
As for the cards of the CPA, here's the Promo of the set, and don't ask me for anything else, ok?
Ransac, Constructive Deckmaker 1UW
Creature - Idiotic Legend
W: Shuffle your library.
U: Look at the top card of your library.
2/1
"He's an idiot, he's a grabage collector, he's dirty, he's smelly, he's weird, he's disgusting, he's stupid, he's unknown, he's paranoid, he's obsurd, he's STUPID, BUT he's the constructive deckmaker...HOW? Don't ask me...I mean, he's all those bad things, and then he could make a winning deck? HOW? I don't know? Could this be another wonder of the world? Probably..." -The unanswered question of the CPA
[Edited by DÛke on 12-07-00 at 01:15 PM]
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Bob
Guest
I'll be in...
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fuzzy510
Guest
Sorry K9, but if I include you, that's copyright infringement!
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K9Archmage
Guest
damn you and your fuzzy hair! DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!
I will give you permission to ues my name and slogan
HOipa
I will give you permission to ues my name and slogan
HOipa
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fuzzy510
Guest
Oh well. K9 is in the set.
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Thallid Ice Cream Man
Guest
I'd ask, if I didn't make better cards than you.
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K9Archmage
Guest
Thallid ice cream man, the one hero that gives ice cream to those poor, parched thallids
HOipa
HOipa
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fuzzy510
Guest
I try and do something NICE since DUke stopped, and what do I get? NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!
[me]goes into a corner and starts crying in streams, mentioning something about "they don't like me."[/me]
[me]goes into a corner and starts crying in streams, mentioning something about "they don't like me."[/me]
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K9Archmage
Guest
Yeah, fuzzy, you always were a crybaby. I like candy
Hoipa
Hoipa
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fuzzy510
Guest
What does K9's candy fetish have to do with these cards?
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fuzzy510
Guest
Finally, the list of the first 10, one promo.
SET ONE:
DUke, Grand Inspirator (Promo)
Fuzzy510
Landkiller
K9Archmage
Apollo
Ransac
Bob
Thallid Ice Cream Man
Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot
Copyright Infringement
They'll be up soon!
SET ONE:
DUke, Grand Inspirator (Promo)
Fuzzy510
Landkiller
K9Archmage
Apollo
Ransac
Bob
Thallid Ice Cream Man
Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot
Copyright Infringement
They'll be up soon!
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fuzzy510
Guest
Here's the promo for Set 1:
DÛke, Grand Inspirator 2BU
Creature - CPA Legend
Flying, phasing
All CPA Members get +2/+2.
If DÛke is dealt damage, put a +1/+1
counter on target CPA member other
than DÛke for each 1 damage dealt.
2/2
Remember, these cards are SUPPOSED to be a little broken. At the latest, the rest of Set 1 will be up by Monday. I'm taking ideas for Set 2, and will continue to until Friday, 12/22. Thanks!
DÛke, Grand Inspirator 2BU
Creature - CPA Legend
Flying, phasing
All CPA Members get +2/+2.
If DÛke is dealt damage, put a +1/+1
counter on target CPA member other
than DÛke for each 1 damage dealt.
2/2
Remember, these cards are SUPPOSED to be a little broken. At the latest, the rest of Set 1 will be up by Monday. I'm taking ideas for Set 2, and will continue to until Friday, 12/22. Thanks!
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Thallid Ice Cream Man
Guest
Here's my card:
Thallid Ice Cream Man, Angry
2GG
Kicker: Laugh a little.
Tap: Kick fuzzy510 several thousand times. If you paid the kicker cost, kick him again, then insult him on his supposedly "mad skillz" for bowling.
First strike when blocked by John
During your upkeep, return target Floral Spuzzem in your graveyard to play, though not before throwing it at fuzzy.
6/6
There, that's broken...
Thallid Ice Cream Man, Angry
2GG
Kicker: Laugh a little.
Tap: Kick fuzzy510 several thousand times. If you paid the kicker cost, kick him again, then insult him on his supposedly "mad skillz" for bowling.
First strike when blocked by John
During your upkeep, return target Floral Spuzzem in your graveyard to play, though not before throwing it at fuzzy.
6/6
There, that's broken...
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fuzzy510
Guest
I've decided to more of the cards! (Someone got ahold of the spoiler)
Thallid Ice Cream Man 2GG
Creature - CPA Thallid Legend
Cannot be the target of Red spells
or abilities.
All Thallids get +1/+1.
2G, T: Put a refreshment counter on
target creature.
All cretures with Refreshment counters
get +1/+1. If that creature is a
Thallid, it gets +2/+2 instead.
2/2
"Sorry, no Ashnod's Coupons."
-Thallid Ice Cream Man
Fuzzy510 2BBRR
Creature - CPA Member
First Strike
2: Counter target spell that targets
Fuzzy510.
UU: Counter target spell that does
not target Fuzzy510.
T: Target CPA Member gets +3/+3
until end of turn and target
non-CPA Member get -3/-3 until end
of turn.
3/1
K9Archmage 1RRG
Creature - CPA Donkey
First Strike
Kicker RGG
All Donkeys get +1/+1
If you paid the Kicker cost, put
4 Hoipa tokens into play. Treat
these
tokens as 2/2 green Donkeys.
1/2
"Hoipa!"
-K9Archmage
Copyright Infringement 2BB
Enchantment
As Copyright Infringement comes
into play, choose a creature type.
Whenever a creature of the chosen
type comes into play, its controller
flips a coin. If tails, Copyright
Infringement deals 3 damage to each
creature of that type and the
controller of that creature.
Apollo 2RRR
Creature - CPA Phoenix
Flying
Kicker X
RR, T: Apollo deals X+4 damage to
target creature or player
3/3
Landkiller 3RRRR
Creature - CPA Member
Trample
During your upkeep, sacrifice a
land or sacrifice Landkiller. If
you sacrifice a land, put a Destruction
counter on Landkiller.
If Landkiller does damage to a player,
that player sacrifices a land for
each Destruction counter on Landkiller.
2/5
ENJOY!!!!
Thallid Ice Cream Man 2GG
Creature - CPA Thallid Legend
Cannot be the target of Red spells
or abilities.
All Thallids get +1/+1.
2G, T: Put a refreshment counter on
target creature.
All cretures with Refreshment counters
get +1/+1. If that creature is a
Thallid, it gets +2/+2 instead.
2/2
"Sorry, no Ashnod's Coupons."
-Thallid Ice Cream Man
Fuzzy510 2BBRR
Creature - CPA Member
First Strike
2: Counter target spell that targets
Fuzzy510.
UU: Counter target spell that does
not target Fuzzy510.
T: Target CPA Member gets +3/+3
until end of turn and target
non-CPA Member get -3/-3 until end
of turn.
3/1
K9Archmage 1RRG
Creature - CPA Donkey
First Strike
Kicker RGG
All Donkeys get +1/+1
If you paid the Kicker cost, put
4 Hoipa tokens into play. Treat
these
tokens as 2/2 green Donkeys.
1/2
"Hoipa!"
-K9Archmage
Copyright Infringement 2BB
Enchantment
As Copyright Infringement comes
into play, choose a creature type.
Whenever a creature of the chosen
type comes into play, its controller
flips a coin. If tails, Copyright
Infringement deals 3 damage to each
creature of that type and the
controller of that creature.
Apollo 2RRR
Creature - CPA Phoenix
Flying
Kicker X
RR, T: Apollo deals X+4 damage to
target creature or player
3/3
Landkiller 3RRRR
Creature - CPA Member
Trample
During your upkeep, sacrifice a
land or sacrifice Landkiller. If
you sacrifice a land, put a Destruction
counter on Landkiller.
If Landkiller does damage to a player,
that player sacrifices a land for
each Destruction counter on Landkiller.
2/5
ENJOY!!!!