Fuzzy joins R&D!!!

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K9Archmage

Guest
What? I am outraged! HOW DARE YE MAKE ME PART RED! I NOT RED, I'M JUST BIG BONED!Oh, wait. D'oh!

[me] snaps his fingers and starts flashing rapidly. Nobody gets seizures. Instead they all disco to the cool strobe.[/me]

Hoipa
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
K9, do you have anything intelligent to say? Please don't Spam.
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Although your probably too busy rubbing your fuzzy self to notice, what you just posted was spammy goo. What i posted was merely a venting of the anger that came to me when you made my card RED!

HOipa
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I was just posting the cards I had finalized, and held back the ones that needed a little retooling. So, here's the rest of the set, new and improved:

Ransac, CPA Trash Man 2GGBB
Creature - CPA Member

Trample

BB, T: Put a Garbage counter on
target creature.

GG, T: Remove a Garbage counter
from target creature.

All creatures with a Garbage counter
get -2/-2. If you control that
creature, it gets +2/+2 instead.

During your upkeep, put a -1/-1
counter on each creature with a
Garbage counter. Remove these
counters if the Garbage counter
is removed.

3/4


Bob, King of Cheese 1WWWW
Creature - CPA Dairy Lord

First Strike

T: Put a cheese counter on target
creature.

During your upkeep, flip a coin
for each creture with a cheese
counter on it. If heads, put 2 +1/+1
counters on that creature. Otherwise,
Bob deals 3 damage to that creature.

4/5


Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot R
Creature - Totalitarian Coffee Pot

First Strike

T, Reveal the top card of your library:
If the revealed card is a land, sacrifice
Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot. Otherwise,
destroy target creature. It can't be
regenerated.

1/2

"YOU DIE NOW!!!"
-Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot


Be sure to put in requests for Set 2, or I'll randomly choose the people!
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
I'm going to make Set 2 a "Holiday" set. I'm looking for ideas, and I need eight (I'm in every set, and Franklin the Brain-Shrew will also be in this set.)

Thanks!!
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Please put a Christmas version of me in it. I''m making you a second card in MY set, an enchantment like you asked! I just want a Christmas version of myself! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMA........

*A man in a white suit hits Ransac over the head with something and Ransac goes down. Moremen appear and take Ransac to the nut-house. Mmmm, nuts.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
Make another card of me! Make it black/green! Please? i made 2 cards of you in my set!

Hoipa
 
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K9Archmage

Guest
The "Donkey Set" remember? It was like the first thing i did

Hoipa
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Santa Claus 1RWG
Creature - Legend
When Santa Claus comes into play, destroy all Jesuses. They can't be regenerated.
W, T: Target creature gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
R, T: Santa Claus deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
G, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
2/4
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Jesus WWWW
Creature - Legendary Savior
When Jesus comes into play, destroy all Santa Clauses. They can't be regenerated.
Jesus comes into play with five nail counters.
For each source that would deal damage to you or send a creature you control to the graveyard, instead remove a nail counter from Jesus.
Whenever Jesus has no nail counters, sacrifice it.
0/3
"What Would Jesus Do? He'd die for your sins. He's kind of a one-trick pony like that."

Christmas Gift WRG
Enchant Creature
Choose one: enchanted creature gains banding and protection from a color of your choice; or enchanted creature gains trample and 'G: Regenerates'; or enchanted creature gains first strike and +1/+1.
"I have yet to see anyone that DIDN'T like receiving Christmas Gifts."

Silent Night 1WG
Instant
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt during this turn and your opponent's next turn.

The Grinch 2GB
Creature - Legend
When The Grinch comes into play, destroy all white permanents. They can't be regenerated.
4/2
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
Istanbul, Chaos Turtle, your punishment for posting something unrelated to my thread in my thread is...being included in set 2! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
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Teferi

Guest
i would be offend by the jesus flavor text, but it's pretty funny...
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Originally posted by Teferi
i would be offend by the jesus flavor text, but it's pretty funny...
Click to expand...
That's what I strive for.

"That's horrible!"
"Yeah, but it's funny as hell!"
 
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