Fuzzy joins R&D!!!

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by fuzzy510, Dec 6, 2000.

  1. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    What? I am outraged! HOW DARE YE MAKE ME PART RED! I NOT RED, I'M JUST BIG BONED!Oh, wait. D'oh!

    [me] snaps his fingers and starts flashing rapidly. Nobody gets seizures. Instead they all disco to the cool strobe.[/me]

  2. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    K9, do you have anything intelligent to say? Please don't Spam.
  3. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Although your probably too busy rubbing your fuzzy self to notice, what you just posted was spammy goo. What i posted was merely a venting of the anger that came to me when you made my card RED!

  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    a-hem. My card?

    Ransac, most important
  5. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I was just posting the cards I had finalized, and held back the ones that needed a little retooling. So, here's the rest of the set, new and improved:

    Ransac, CPA Trash Man 2GGBB
    Creature - CPA Member


    BB, T: Put a Garbage counter on
    target creature.

    GG, T: Remove a Garbage counter
    from target creature.

    All creatures with a Garbage counter
    get -2/-2. If you control that
    creature, it gets +2/+2 instead.

    During your upkeep, put a -1/-1
    counter on each creature with a
    Garbage counter. Remove these
    counters if the Garbage counter
    is removed.


    Bob, King of Cheese 1WWWW
    Creature - CPA Dairy Lord

    First Strike

    T: Put a cheese counter on target

    During your upkeep, flip a coin
    for each creture with a cheese
    counter on it. If heads, put 2 +1/+1
    counters on that creature. Otherwise,
    Bob deals 3 damage to that creature.


    Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot R
    Creature - Totalitarian Coffee Pot

    First Strike

    T, Reveal the top card of your library:
    If the revealed card is a land, sacrifice
    Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot. Otherwise,
    destroy target creature. It can't be


    "YOU DIE NOW!!!"
    -Tommy the Communist Coffee Pot

    Be sure to put in requests for Set 2, or I'll randomly choose the people!
  6. Bob Idiot

    Bwa ha ha ha!!!
    I have the biggest P/T!!!!!
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Much better. I like my card. great job. And, um, where are the polka dots?

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    I'm going to make Set 2 a "Holiday" set. I'm looking for ideas, and I need eight (I'm in every set, and Franklin the Brain-Shrew will also be in this set.)

  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Make a christmas version of ME!!!!! And make a Grinch card.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Please put a Christmas version of me in it. I''m making you a second card in MY set, an enchantment like you asked! I just want a Christmas version of myself! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMAS VERSION! CHRISTMA........

    *A man in a white suit hits Ransac over the head with something and Ransac goes down. Moremen appear and take Ransac to the nut-house. Mmmm, nuts.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Make another card of me! Make it black/green! Please? i made 2 cards of you in my set!

  12. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    K9, you made a set? Where is it????
  13. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    The "Donkey Set" remember? It was like the first thing i did

  14. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Santa Claus 1RWG
    Creature - Legend
    When Santa Claus comes into play, destroy all Jesuses. They can't be regenerated.
    W, T: Target creature gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
    R, T: Santa Claus deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
    G, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
    "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

    Jesus WWWW
    Creature - Legendary Savior
    When Jesus comes into play, destroy all Santa Clauses. They can't be regenerated.
    Jesus comes into play with five nail counters.
    For each source that would deal damage to you or send a creature you control to the graveyard, instead remove a nail counter from Jesus.
    Whenever Jesus has no nail counters, sacrifice it.
    "What Would Jesus Do? He'd die for your sins. He's kind of a one-trick pony like that."

    Christmas Gift WRG
    Enchant Creature
    Choose one: enchanted creature gains banding and protection from a color of your choice; or enchanted creature gains trample and 'G: Regenerates'; or enchanted creature gains first strike and +1/+1.
    "I have yet to see anyone that DIDN'T like receiving Christmas Gifts."

    Silent Night 1WG
    Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt during this turn and your opponent's next turn.

    The Grinch 2GB
    Creature - Legend
    When The Grinch comes into play, destroy all white permanents. They can't be regenerated.
  15. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

  16. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    Istanbul, Chaos Turtle, your punishment for posting something unrelated to my thread in my thread is...being included in set 2! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
  17. Teferi Veteran CPA Member,Capt. Nemo

    i would be offend by the jesus flavor text, but it's pretty funny...
  18. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    That's what I strive for.

    "That's horrible!"
    "Yeah, but it's funny as hell!"

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