It'll Never Last
As we played, a rather attractive waitress in the bar became fascinated with our game and sidled over to Tony to get a closer look. She leaned in close and literally purred at him, “The art on those cards is beautiful. What game are you playing?”
As long as there has been Magic: The Gathering there has been no good answer to that question. Tony may have found the worst possible answer in Magic's short history: “You see, we're two wizards—”