Okay, my description:
Age: 16
Sex: Male, or none, depending on how dirty your mind is.
Ethnic Background: Polish, on both sides. Family came here 4 generations ago.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 265 lbs
Hair: Brown and constantly mussed. My hair eats mousse for breakfast. And I'm talking about the animal, not the styling gel.....
Eyes: Deeply inset, and pale blue/green.
Beer-belly: Actually, no. Just fat generally spread around, never so concentrated.
Description: I look a little like a football player who's let himself go. Mostly because I am one. Big, broad shouldered, fat. too many moles on a face that could be called "Powerful" in the right light by a good-natured liar. Deeply inset eyes (Yes, I look like I'm brooding), and no other distinguishing features
Mystery stat: 14