I'm not surprised
He dies and you take 4 unless you have any effects.
Done.
Spiderman: 5
Hand: 2
Library: 31
In play:
(U,U) Watery Grave x2 (B/U Ravnica Dual)
(U,U,U,U) Underground Sea x4 (B/U Dual)
(U) Underground River (B/U Pain)
(U,U) Island x2
(U) Icy Manipulator (1, T: Tap target land, creature, or artifact)
(T) Circu-Dimir Lobotomist (2/3, Whenever I play a blue spell, remove the top card from target library from the game. Same for a black spell. My opponents can't play nonland cards with the same name as a card removed from the game with Circu)
(T) Spire Golem (2/4, flying) * enchanted with Cloak of Mists (enchanted creature is unblockable)
(T) Szadek, Lord of Secret (5/5, flying, if ~ would deal combat dmg to a player, instead put that many +1/+ ctrs on ~ and that player mills that many cards)
Graveyard: Polluted Delta, Polluted Delta, Polluted Delta, Demonic Tutor, Underground River, Clone, Nettling Imp, Phage the Untouchable, Spite/Malice, Undermine
RFG: El-Hajjaj, Wall of Tears
DarthFerret: 5
Hand: 1
Library: 18
In play:
(U) Scrubland (W/B)
(U) Taiga (R/G)
(U) Plains
(U) Chrome Mox (blue)
(U) Mountain
(T) Savanah (W/G)
(U) Reflecting Pool (W/B/R/G)
(U) Island
(U) Mox Diamond
Enchant: Heartbeat of Spring (mana flare)
Survival of the Fittest
(T) Squee, Goblin Nabob (1/1, returns to hand if in g'yard)
(T) Abyssal Gatekeeper (1/1, if dies we sac a critter)
Graveyard: Swords to Plowshares, Regrowth, Jaymede Tome, Unsummon, Wheel of Fortune, Terminate, Coalition Victory, Gaea's Blessing, City of Brass, Swamp, Watchwolf, Gemstone Mine, Pyre Zombie, Cromat, Will-o'-the Wisp, Utopia Tree, Plains, Krosan Tusker, Earthquake, Putrid Warrior, Birds of Paradise
RFG: Dream Halls, Kird Ape, Bayou, Sliver Queen, Underground Sea, Island, Sliver Overlord, Tundra, Vindicate