First of all... 99% of cartoons in the English language SUCK!!!! That includes most American cartoons, except the Simpsons, which is OK. Anime should only be watched in Japanese, or if you don't know Japanese, subtitled in English. It's no wonder you people think Anime sucks when you've only seen the American forms of it. Besides, there are tons of better animes than those seen commonly in America. But because their subject matter is just the least bit weird, few people know about them. I would have been Naga the Serpent, or A-ko, if they weren't female (I'm not weird about it, but some of you uncultured swine are). Pokemon is only the way it is because some stupid American people wanted to take Pocket Monsters and make it suitable for kids. The point of 99% of anime is that it's not meant specifically for kids, like American cartoons are. Pocket Monsters is funny because it, like a whole lot of good animes that have been royally screwed up over here, parodies the game. Pokemon is not funny because it sucks. (No one brought this up yet, so I will before anyone does.) There is a whole genre of "girls with super powers" type animes in Japan. Sailor Moon, while not exactly my favorite or anything (so don't act like it is), lost all respect that it had in Japan when dubbed because that isn't a genre over here. They even removed two central characters from the story for 4 or so years!!!!!!!!!! (just bcause they were lesbian, then introduced them as "cousins", because we Americans aren't grown up at all) All ranting aside.... I've been inactive long enough to attach the Phoenix to my head. All enemies of anime, face the wrath of the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High School, Tatewake Kuno!! Can someone get an Eva in here? Maybe Kenshin? Oh, and considering that Sleepy is Snorlax, we can use people who are from other animes based on games too! Can someone get Cloud, Sephiroth, Squall, Ultimecia, Kefka, Terra, Exdeath, Bartz, Zidahl, Ramza, or one of those people in here?