The Colonel Sanders leaps in and shouts, "HEY! WANT SOME CHICKEN?!?!?!?!?"
*Everyone looks at the Colonel.*
"Didn't you already do that??"
"Erhm.." said the Colonel, "Well...ya see....the thing is....YOINK!"
The Colonel grabs a random cactus and runs...straight into Apollo, knocking him down, and spilling his chicken!
"....NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" cries the Colonel. He then proceeds to explode. He turns into a large bucket of fire, with a beard, glasses, and an evil smiley face. A long tongue comes out of the bucket, which grabs Apollo and drops him into the fire. Apollo is now finger lickin' good!
The bucket turns once again into the colonel, now holding a bucket of extra crispy Apollo strips.