A New Kind of Game!!!

[Oversoul]

Kicking his blinded foe repeatedly, Evan D manages to bring Train to the ground.

 

[Ransac]

Lining up for another kick, evan_d flips off Train, then flatulates.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Missing the kick he so carefully lined up for, Evan D makes himself vulnerable to Train's onslaught once more, and is driven into the wall a second time.

 

[Spiderman]

Noting the crowd's chant has changed, both fighters stop and listen as it slowly becomes clear: "Finish it! FINISH IT!"

 

[Istanbul]

Only then does Istanbul finally awaken from his slumber and realize that the whole thing has been a dream.

 

[Ransac]

"Perhaps I should lay off of the guacamole/pudding burritos before bed" Istanbul thinks.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Quietly, Oversoul creeps off, his mission of drugging Istanbul's guacamole/pudding burritos a success.

 

[Ransac]

Ransac awaits outside in the getaway car, wondering if Oversoul completed their mission of druggin Istanbul's guacamole/pudding burritos.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Spiderman]

"Sacreu bleu! Step on it! Before... <mmmmggrph>" yells Oversoul as the olefactory effects of eating guacamole/pudding burritos overtakes him right before he reaches the car.

 

[Ransac]

"That's more than I can handle!" Ransac exclaims as he floors the gas and guns it before the "Olefactory effects" reach him.

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Unconsciousness overtakes Oversoul, thanks to the olfactory effects of Istanbul having eaten guacamole/pudding burritos.

 

[Spiderman]

"Victory!" sings Ransac, having been his plan all along to doublecross Oversoul.

 

[Ransac]

Wise indeed was Ransac for double-crossing Oversoul, since Oversoul foolishly left his entire Quarter Pounder Value Meal in the car, awaiting Ransac's belly.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

X-radiation was being emitted into Ransac's organs by Oversoul's radioactive meal.

 

[Spiderman]

"Yeowotch!" exclaimed Ransac as this x-radiation was very physically painful.

 

[Ransac]

"Zoinks!" says Shaggy as he spots Ransac glowing in his car as he drives by.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

And then Ransac was abducted by aliens from...

 

[Spiderman]

Bob Hope's Training Camp, where they had been learning how to be funny. They kidnapped Ransac because he's, well, funny.









Looking.

 

[Ransac]

Caught by these mysterious aliens, Ransac calls for back-up.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Dying in a tragic baking accident only moments ago, Ransac's back-up doesn't arrive.