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Sodom in a nutshell:
A couple of angels show up at Lot's place, looking for just one righteous guy, since finding him will keep the Lord from wrecking Sodom. (Nevermind why the Lord doesn't already know the exact head count of righteous men in Sodom, being all-knowing and all; just go with it.)
Angels: "Hi, Lot. You're righteous. We're spending the night here."
Lot: "Cool."
A lusty homo crowd has been following the Angels around town, and ends up on Lot's doorstep."
Crowd: "Hey, Lot, howzabout you let us have our nasty homo way with your guests."
Lot: "I don't think so. That's rude."
Crowd: "Aw, come on Lot."
Lot: "No means no. How about you all have a go at my two virgin daughters, instead."
Crowd: "Whatever. You suck. We're gonna break down your door!"
GOD: "SANDSTORM!"
Angels: "We should leave pretty soon. You're the only righteous guy we could find, so as soon as we get you out this whole city is going to Hell in a handbasket."
Lot: "Bummer."
Lot's wife: "Oooh, I can't wait to see the city getting pummeled. Should be a nice view from the hills."
So, was Sodom destroyed because it was filled with raging queers? Or because the village people had no respect for the laws of hospitality?
Who knows? Seems to me though, that since offering his two virgin daughters up to the crowd instead of his guests, who he was by law responsible for protecting, does not make him any less righteous, that it was not sexual iniquity that got Sodom wrecked.
(Later on in the story, with Lot's wife no more than a pillar of salt in the hills, his two daughters, sad that they were still unmarried virgins, devise a plan to get their Dad drunk over the course of two nights and take advantage of him. Their timing is excellent, as they both become pregnant and give birth to Moab and Benammi, who get to be founders of two great tribes, despite their increased risk of autosomal recessive diseases.)
A couple of angels show up at Lot's place, looking for just one righteous guy, since finding him will keep the Lord from wrecking Sodom. (Nevermind why the Lord doesn't already know the exact head count of righteous men in Sodom, being all-knowing and all; just go with it.)
Angels: "Hi, Lot. You're righteous. We're spending the night here."
Lot: "Cool."
A lusty homo crowd has been following the Angels around town, and ends up on Lot's doorstep."
Crowd: "Hey, Lot, howzabout you let us have our nasty homo way with your guests."
Lot: "I don't think so. That's rude."
Crowd: "Aw, come on Lot."
Lot: "No means no. How about you all have a go at my two virgin daughters, instead."
Crowd: "Whatever. You suck. We're gonna break down your door!"
GOD: "SANDSTORM!"
Angels: "We should leave pretty soon. You're the only righteous guy we could find, so as soon as we get you out this whole city is going to Hell in a handbasket."
Lot: "Bummer."
Lot's wife: "Oooh, I can't wait to see the city getting pummeled. Should be a nice view from the hills."
So, was Sodom destroyed because it was filled with raging queers? Or because the village people had no respect for the laws of hospitality?
Who knows? Seems to me though, that since offering his two virgin daughters up to the crowd instead of his guests, who he was by law responsible for protecting, does not make him any less righteous, that it was not sexual iniquity that got Sodom wrecked.
(Later on in the story, with Lot's wife no more than a pillar of salt in the hills, his two daughters, sad that they were still unmarried virgins, devise a plan to get their Dad drunk over the course of two nights and take advantage of him. Their timing is excellent, as they both become pregnant and give birth to Moab and Benammi, who get to be founders of two great tribes, despite their increased risk of autosomal recessive diseases.)