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...annnnnnnnd what's wrong with that? Okay, quick story (I promise!): I'm about 5'6" and weigh 220 something (my doctor is way on my case about it, but that's another story), and I am the skinnirst one in my group. Well, almost the skinniest one. My one friend is like 6'5" and has got to be in...

I did forget about the Elvish Ranger Alliance card. As David Alan Grear from his 'In Living Color' days would say, "Them are nice breastasises." Yeah, I knew this would be a bad thread.

(please read this in a Chicago accent wave your hands around) Okay, who would win in a fight: Darth Vader or James T. Kirk? <slurp beer and wipe mouth> or, to make it more fair, how about a mini-Kirk vs Darth Vader? <lean and fart> or what about a mini-Death Star vs the Enterprise? I know, I...

Combos are good but Pork-Rinds are better (they scare your opponents away).

snort, grunt, arrrrgh (beating chest senselessly). C'mon, most of us here at the CPA are guys and I for one am usually very politically correct when it comes to treating women as equals. But deep down inside of every guy is a low life pig (AND YOU KNOW IT!). So, just for a moment, shed your good...

It's not the "Kids" that ruin the game, it's one's perception, view, paradiagm, that see's kids as the destroyer. To illustrate my point better let me take you through this makeshift scenerio: You walk into an unfamiliar card store, you see two kids being loud while playing magic, you can't...

...still be around. There's not a single person, who plays MTG, that hasn't at least thought once, "I wonder how long this will last?". This toipic has been the center of many heated arguments and beloved testimonials. Hmph, some have even quit in anticipation of this games demise, remember when...

It's human nature to keep hold of our past, for some of us, it helps define who we are, for others, it's a way to enjoy a moment over and over again. Magic certainly has been around long enough to have created a fond history within all of us here. Me? I can remember when some company was making...

Which statement(s) do you closely identify with?: -I enjoy playing Magic with the right people. -I love playing Magic. -I play Magic for the exhilarating competitive atmosphere. -I play Magic to win! -I play Magic as an alternative hobby to other usual things ie Drinking at the Local Pub or...

In my opinion, Star Trek is better as a TV series and Star Wars is better as a cinamatic event. Also, Star Trek has better and more believable "Tech", and here's why; Rick Berman et al have had way more time to develop idea's than George Lucas and Co. That's not an opinion but a circumstantial...

Now tell me, was that not a great step towards exposure for the CPA or what!? (I'm speaking the Orgg's interview with MTG's CEO Peter Adkinson) If other Magic websites have done interviews with CEO's before, I never knew it. I'm sure we're not the first but golllllllly, that's one of the most...

Hiya, Hawaiian_Mage! I was wondering when you'd make it over here. Welcome.

...um, anybody heard of 'The Story of O'?

I was just thinking about how bright and wonderful this place was when I got here...........now, it's even more so.....(sniff, sniff).

Call me, I'll send you a private message from this site.

(Loud Parade Music!) Dude, I'm totally sorry, I almost forgot about you. Welcome back (even if it's only for a post or two).

I used to laugh and make fun of any and all signature quotes. My original quote was "No, magic is NOT dead." I used this because at the time there were a lot of Kevin Chen types out there proclaiming the death of magic and how it's dead so they're getting out now while the going is good. Now, my...

Ask yourself these questions: -Do you walk into your local card shop or play group and make it a point say, "Hi" to everyone you know? -Do you make it a point to befriend a "new commer" to your play group or local card shop within 10-15 min. of their arrival there? -Do you actually give away...

I've had thing together for awhile now and the last time I played it I had a blast. It really works best ina multi-player setting (as long as you're playing possum). Here it is: 12x Island 12x Forest 3x Trade Routes (card advantage and to make Maro bigger) 1x Alexi, Zephyr Mage (a key card, I...

Hi Guys! Hey, I was just sorta kinda wondering if we could all pitch-in on cleaning up the foul language that some of our newer members are writing. What I mean is, could anyone of us, who come across this silliness, gently nudge some etiquette and protocol to those who feel the need to express...