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  1. Killer Joe

    Un-Glued "Spit"

    "Spit" 1UU Sorcery Fill up a teaspoon worth of your spit, if you do, drink it and draw five cards. Draw one additional card if opponent is "Officially" grossed out :).
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    Favorite Sport?

    I use to LOVE hockey, especially when Tony Esposito played in the net for the B'Hawks.
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    Well met, all.

    Massive sword? Geezsh, wonder what THAT'S making up for? J/K Welcome to the CPA "Magic, for the rest of us."
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    Is the CPA... dying?

    Ya know, nothing stirs things up like new blood. Remember when DUke came? These boards were A-L-I-V-E!!! How about ZERO? She livened things up a bit <heh-heh, if ya know what I mean ;)> Of course when PJ and Whimsey stop by things get a little livelier. Contraversy, that always stirs things...
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    Favorite Counterspell Variant

    Other than the base "Counterspell" card, I've always liked Forbid :).
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    CPA Awards 2001-2002 Musical...

    How about Herbie Hancock's "Rock It" <dancing legs and bobbing manakin heads, cool.>
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    Cavemans' Library.

    "Blue, Black and Blah!" 4 Underground Sea 4 Underground River 4 Mirsha's Factory 4 Faerie Conclave 4 Island 4 Swamp 4 Counterspell 4 Mana Leak 2 Dissapate 2 Dismiss 4 Whispers of the Muse 4 Steel Golem 4 Nevy' Disk 4 Capsize 4 Diabolic Edict (Friggin' Morons who play Crystalline :mad: ) 4...
  8. Killer Joe

    A very, very, very long Moment

    I like, I like. But if I ever showed up to the shop with THIS deck, I most assuredly be picked up and thrown out of the store, I'm ALREADY nicked named the Stallmonger!!!!
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    City of Brass

    Hey, is it me, or did I see a City of Brass in the decklist that won PA State Champs!!?? http://www.professional-events.com/deck2001PAStates.htm Wow, how conditioned was I to not ever use City of Brass in a deck due to Rishadan Port? Alot. And I'm willing to bet alot of other T2 players as...
  10. Killer Joe

    U/G/r

    Loosely based on the now popular "U/G/ Opp" deck: 4 Call of the Herd 4 Beast Attack 4 Birds of Paradise 4 Mystic Snake 4 Counterspell 4 Fact or Fiction 4 Repulse 4 Fire/Ice 3 Prophetic Bolt 2 Ghitu Fire 4 Shivan Oasis 4 Shivan Reef 4 Yavimaya Coast 5 Forest 7 Island FTK might be a better...
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    I'm retiring

    Sorry to see ya go from Magic, se la vie! I'll let you know via e-mail about buying cards. Great to hear from ya, man.
  12. Killer Joe

    Ear Wax & other embarrasing body functions

    Weren't you the one spoke out on "poop poking"?
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    My GA states short report / decklist

    The red in U/G makes All the difference! Good Luck to you at JSS.
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    Pain

    Dude, didja forget to turn in a term paper or somethin'? If it's girl problems then do youself a favor and call her and say, "I'm listening." "If God didn't make us to be good listeners, then why'd he give us two ears and only one mouth?"
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    What's your favorite comic strip?

    It was this really old comic strip and it didn't have words, kinda like Spy vs. Spy. Also, Dinkle, Hey! I'm a band geek!:D
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    Ear Wax & other embarrasing body functions

    Okay, the other night I'm sitting there playing in a tourney when all of a sudden I feel this *thing* rolling out of my ear and down the side of my face and then plopping down onto my shoulder and plummiting to the floor, all during my upkeep :mad: ! My opponent didn't notice the avalanche but I...
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    An S.T.P.A. pre-States Tourney Report

    Struggling Tournament Player's Alliance pre-States Report Hi All, I'm back on-line at home after being only able to access from school which is hard to do since Marching Band season was going on and my server was down at home :(. In about 36 hrs. the Pennsylvania State Championships will take...
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    Deck for States, Arena...any comments or sugestions are appreciated.

    Way too many of those for my liking. Two are good enough. Maybe: -1 Wrath of God +1 Rout Without counter magic for back up, this might help get rid of Irredescent or Serra Angel. Also, in response to Opposition tapping your stuff at the beggining of your upkeep. Otherwise, it loooks good...
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    Is the CPA... dying?

    Tell me again how THIS site came into exsistence? Something about 3 white Knoght tokens and/or the eratta of it? I don't really know, I wasn't here, but I remember that this was the place to voice your concerns over broken cards, changed rulings, all kinds of Wiz Co. violations. Now, I think...
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    UW Control ~or~ I'm afraid of everything

    My States deck: 4 Counterspell 4 Absorb 4 Syncopate 2 Rites of Refusal (Hey, I like this one!) 2 Disrupt (Damn, turn three, Call of the Herd) 4 Dismantling Blow 4 Wrath of God 4 Standstill 3 Fact or Fiction 3 Fleeting Image 2 Serra Angel 6 Plains 10 Island 4 Adarkar Wastes 4 Coastal Tower SB//...
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