Killer Joe
New member
Okay, the other night I'm sitting there playing in a tourney when all of a sudden I feel this *thing* rolling out of my ear and down the side of my face and then plopping down onto my shoulder and plummiting to the floor, all during my upkeep 
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My opponent didn't notice the avalanche but I mentioned it anyhow. I look down at the floor and there it is, in all it's glory, a ball of ear wax the size of a swollen rasin (gross ).
Instead of doing the normal thing and deny it ever happened, I lean down and touch it with the tip of my finger and guess what, yup, it sticks to it. I get up and flick it into the garbage can and gross everyone out. <THUD>
This is just one thing that has happened to me of many other things like the silent but deadly flatulant *who did that!?* odor where no one will ever claim it and it doesn't go away but hovers over all of the gamers like a vulture waiting for an innocent nose to inhale, muwhahahahaha!!!!
How about the *pizza Burp* with everything on it or the Onion Burger you just ate. Talk about TECH and Stratagy.
Of course, my pet peeve is "B.O.", this one is actually preventable, but NOOOOOOOOO, there's always one guy in the crowd that justifies everyone's notion that gamers stink. Who IS this guy and why does he stink!? And I bet he plays Black, alot.
Back when I had Bells Palsy, I remember during a game of having a feeling like my shirt pocket was wet, here I had drooled down my face (the affected part) and was getting myself all wet, how embarrassing.
You know, these things do happen all the time and most of the time you can't do thing one about it (except bathe). So how about it? Anything *weird* happen to you like this?
!My opponent didn't notice the avalanche but I mentioned it anyhow. I look down at the floor and there it is, in all it's glory, a ball of ear wax the size of a swollen rasin (gross
).Instead of doing the normal thing and deny it ever happened, I lean down and touch it with the tip of my finger and guess what, yup, it sticks to it. I get up and flick it into the garbage can and gross everyone out
. <THUD>This is just one thing that has happened to me of many other things like the silent but deadly flatulant *who did that!?* odor where no one will ever claim it and it doesn't go away but hovers over all of the gamers like a vulture waiting for an innocent nose to inhale, muwhahahahaha!!!!
How about the *pizza Burp* with everything on it or the Onion Burger you just ate. Talk about TECH and Stratagy
.Of course, my pet peeve is "B.O.", this one is actually preventable, but NOOOOOOOOO, there's always one guy in the crowd that justifies everyone's notion that gamers stink. Who IS this guy and why does he stink!? And I bet he plays Black, alot.
Back when I had Bells Palsy, I remember during a game of having a feeling like my shirt pocket was wet, here I had drooled down my face (the affected part) and was getting myself all wet, how embarrassing
.You know, these things do happen all the time and most of the time you can't do thing one about it (except bathe). So how about it? Anything *weird* happen to you like this?