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*While everybody is doing other stuff(including Darsh beating up a puppet that looks like Ransac), Ransac actually rebuilds his teams huts. He then sets fire to the other teams camp.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Dang. I shouldn't have lit that stove that close to my butt. *Ransac picks up the charred ashes of his fellow watchers. Don't ask me how he survived unscathed, he just did.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Daggerooth's European? GET THE TAR AND FEATHER'S!!!! *No one knows what Ransac is talking about, so they get the tar and feathers and dump them on Ransac.* Thank you. That's what I wanted. Ransac, cpa trash man

People live in Utah?!? Ya learn sum'n new every day... Ransac, cpa trash man

Um, who was Scatman John? Ransac, cpa trash man

Well, hullo to you, too. how're you doing, on this fine crumpet of a day? I hope you find your stay here in the CPA an enjoyable one. Who am I? I'm the resident crazy man!!!!!!!! Here's your room key. It's in between Nodnarb24's room and Zadok001's room. If you need anything. Just whistle...

*Ransac walks up down the top and stares at The Rock in the ring.* The Rock. Your role. Know it. Oh Yeah. Your mouth. Shut it. Ran Sac says this. Ran Sac says that it doesn't matter what you think. Ran Sac wipes a monkey's butt with what you THINK!! You think that you can come into Ran Sac's...

Thanks. *Ransac eats many nachos and then hands the rest(there are plenty left) back to nodnarb24.* *A few minutes later, Ransac flatulates.* Wow. Watching this fight is like a Superbowl party. Ransac, cpa trash man

I think Hawaiian Mage hit it right on the button. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, given the honor to kill his brother, starts weighing which is more important:killing his brother or Sitting on the Couch. After thinking, he realizes that he must have both. Rasnac snaps his fingers and Prince RXI is wearing a black suit 12 sizes too small. RXI chockes to death. Ransac...

Alright. I'm sick of being treated like some relative of the primate family. *Audience chuckles a bit.* Time for revenge. *Ransac snaps his fingers and a gigantic boulder wearing black clothes falls from the sky. It's heading straight towards Darsh. Luckily, his animal friends AND his native...

I'll assist you in XGI's demise. But, his name is RXI, not XGI. I'll still kill him with you. Ransac, cpa trash man

Are you kidding? NO one knows you better than I do!!!! *K9 just stares at Ransac, then pees on his leg.* See? I KNEW you would do that!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Please don't close this thread. I NEED this. I need this senseless thread to keep me LIVING!!!! How would you like to be rich. Well, I am, and it was easy. How did I do this? Product placement. *Ransac pauses to hold up a can of sprite to the camera. A limo drives up, hands Ransac a bag of...

I like how you said that. But, I think I'll join you and finally say I'll sit this one out. *Ransac sits next to C.E. with a PEPSI and put a can of fart spray next to his armchair, just in case.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I agree with Zadok. You are totally overestimated Primal Growth. It CAN be a nice card, but, in the type of deck it would be put in, in the early game you would have to sacrifice a mana producing creature or a valuable attacker. Green doesn't have recursion, shy of elven cache(which no one...

I still stand by my statement that I will have 3 in my deck. Like I always reiterate, THIS CARD ROCKS!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Just so every CPA member knows who everybody looks like, here are the descriptions of each member's appearances. Sole Specter(Spencer)-Looks around 5'10, give or take. Curly hair. Ransac(Mark{me})-6'2. Brownish hair. skinny. insane look in his eyes. Prince RXI(David)-6'2. Dark Brownish hair...

No. i mean crank. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm, how about if Teferi joins our team, and my brother, Prince RXI join takes Teferi's place on the other team? But, I don't wanna be on my brother's team. Ransac, cpa trash man