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    YJ: The Killer Wasp!

    Ransa, here, waiting for the arrival of YJ. He said he would challenge Apollo and I've been waiting here, doing nothing but waiting while I sit here waiting. TOO MUCH WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA-vivor

    *Ransac sees Daggertooth sleeping in the hole in the ground and decides to be thoughtful.......FOR ONCE. Ransac snaps his fingers and Daggertooth is covered by a black blanket.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA spokesperson

    *sniff* I warms my heart *sniff* to see newbies join in on these topics *sniff*. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Perhaps the Dojo Disease (tm) is spreading?

    So, nobody mentions B/R discard, which has been doing pretty well. And, I personally think that magic is at an all time high. Invasion, which I believe is a fabulous set, has set the tone for new people to join the game. The set wasn't very complex, but held some powerful cards, nevertheless...
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    Hello, I'm new!

    I believe it's 30. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Revision of Black/blue Discard-Beat down. Please advise

    Keep the abyssals. Get rid of the derelors and put in Doomsdays when they are released. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ren & Stimpy or Sponge Bob Squarepants?

    :eek: I can't believe you're asking this question!!!!! Have you no moral? :p Have you no intelligence? :p The answer is obviously Ren and bleepin' Stimpy!!! :eek: Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA spokesperson

    Well, I have to concur with the majority vote and say Zadok001. I'll post the whole tally in a couple days. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Planeshift Prerelease-Utah

    You should try to have a deck with this config: 40-48 cards 16-19 creatures 16-19 land 8-10 spells You want as much land as you have creatures. Spells are always last priority The colors you choose shouldn't be predetermined. Wait until you opened your pack and see which colors are the most...
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    How to be rich......in less than a day!!!!!

    *Ransac, after hearing from Darsh's attorneys, has no problem with sharing one of his billions of bags of money. He gives a monkey the bag of money to give to Darsh. The monkey swings towards Darsh's house waits for him to come outside. When he does, the monkey swings by and throws the bag at...
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    CPA spokesperson

    When you think of the CPA, which member comes to your head first(besides your own)? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Hello, I'm new!

    You only have three personas? HAH!!!!! I HAVE MANY MORE!!!!!! *Ransac turns into the abominable poo-man and launches poo missiles at the pentagon. Ransac turns back into Ransac.* You don't want to know what the other ones are. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    How to be rich......in less than a day!!!!!

    *A monkey holding a large sack of nickels swings by on a vine. He tosses Zhaneel the sack of about 200 buck worth of nickels at Zhaneel. Zhaneel misses the sack and gets thwacked in the face.* Zhaneel:Ouch Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Secret Shuffle?

    I think that my way is better than getting a whole new deck completely. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Happy Birthday...

    *A package from Ransac arrives in the mail at Darsh's house.* Darsh: Damn priorty mail bull-stuff!!!! *He opens it and finds a dead monkey in a tu-tu. Apparently, due to the long time it took to get there, the monkey pASSed away from the fumes emitting from it's butt. There is a letter that...
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    Planeshift Prerelease-Utah

    I have some inside info. First things first. Creatures. You've gotta have them. In a sealed environment, you die without a HUGE abundance of them. Second, here's a color co-ordianting strategy: Green:Put in BIG creatures with as much fast mana that you could possibly put in(harrow, quirion...
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    Scatman John

    Well, then, I DID get the most ignorant post of the day, didn't I? *A large ceremony takes place to give Ransac an award for most ignorant post of the day. There are clowns and strippers and clowns and midgets and clowns. Did I mention there clowns?* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    C-mail Addresses

    As you all know, I am psyched about this new e-mail system here. So, if you have them already, I would like to know your c-mail(that's my little nickname for them) address. Here's mine. ransac@cpa-mail.net No, I won't spam you. I just think it would be handy to have c-mail addresses...
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    How to be rich......in less than a day!!!!!

    *Ransac walks into a sports bar. He turns off the TV and holds up flyers about the CPA. He is promptly beaten up. But, a limo drives in a hands Ransac a bag of money.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Hello, I'm new!

    *Ransac starts laughing. He keeps laughing.* Announcer:While Ransac is laughing, we welcome you to the most magical place on Earth.....or at least in the web sites on earth. This is the CPA. A place where children run naked in the streets. A place where politicians beat each other up for...
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