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Yeah, what Gerode said. You know, your rival, CPA-vivor, only has six contestants(including me) and it has a fair amount of responses on it. There will be mass confusion will 12-16 people, so stick with 8-10. Ransac, cpa trash man

There are a couple of "game shows" going on the off topic that I feel deserve their own forum. Ransac, cpa trash man

While you opponent isn't looking while you're shuffling, switch your deck for an identical one that's been stacked. Ransac, cpa trash man

Alright, new list of cards in the next set. Fuzzy510(promo) K9Archmage Y The Alien Azreal the Soulmaster Nifallor Ruler of Kairon Teferi AND an instant called "swift kick to nodnarb24's butt" Scroll through the third page to see why I'm making the nodnarb card. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm still just psyched about my new e-mail, oh sorry, c-mail address. It's just, wow, cool. *Ransac looks like he has obviously been smoking the crank. Six people come into the room a beat him with sticks. They walk away.* Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ransac, currently unconscious

My favorite mana accelerator is metalworker. He just beats monkey. An opportunity to get 14 colorless mana on one tap is too good. Ransac, cpa trash man

DUDE!!!! How do you make the "R circle" thing? I've been trying to find out for a looooooooooong time!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Hmm, morgue toad and cloud cover seem to be in dispute. The reason I mention Cloud Cover is because I saw a spoiler that had two versions of Cloud Cover. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Interview with Ransac concerning the Interview with Teferi* Cannibalism? Well, sure! If nodnarb24 is voted off the island first, we won't have anymore rats to eat. Tasty little critters, taste like chicken. Who would I eat first? Probably Daggertooth, just because he's a newbie. And because...

With an ability like kicker, you can't ask for much(unless it's Kavu Titan). But, a 5/5 with one drawback and for only one black mana is a great card to me. ransac, cpa trash man

If you want to see Prince RXI get his @$$ wooped and not be part of the group being made, gimme a Hell Yeah!!!! Everyone:HELL YEAH!!!!! *Ransac kicks Prince RXI in the balls and breaks his stupid sword.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Which emphasizes my point entirely. Ransac, cpa trash man

Teferi, teferi, there are a buttload of Ransac cards, too. Just capitalize on the occasion that a card of you can be made. Ransac, cpa trash man

Relax, Daggertooth. We said if it turns for the worst. Don't you realize that we will never be in a situation that one of us will be voted off? Just relax. We were just concuring that if we must vote one off, it's best if experience, that's teferi and myself, stay. I hope that clarifies...

*Ransac likes this turn of events. He then kicks the right pikachu's right nut, then kicks the left pikachu's left nut.* I love my life. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ransack 3U Sorcery Look at the top five cards of you library. Put any number of those cards in any order on the top of your library. Put the rest in any order on the bottom of your library. Ransac 3U Instant Kill target player. This spell cannot be targeted by spells or abilities "Oh no, not...

Aw, man. Now, look what you've done, K9! You peed on my sleeping bag. *Note for later:the dog knows too much* Ransac, cpa trash man

Thank you, and have a tediously tediful teddy-bear crumpet of a day. I'm sorry. Somebody spilled a Dr. Seuss pill in my breakfast. Ransac, cpa trash man

Yes, we have no flag pole. You should start a protest about it, TURD CUTTER, demanding that we get a flag pole. Oh, can you imagine it? Millions will adore you. Billions will know your name. Trillions will be shouting you name. Can't you just picture it? *TURD CUTTER is suckered in and goes to...

Please, include the story of meenie and mynie, the timpleton twit twins that eat the eadison eadrow book on top of mulcurry mulbred munstrout. That would be perfect. Ransac, cpa trash man