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*Ransac walks in, lifts his hand to the appropriate position and snaps his fing............* WHAT A MINUTE! Do I look STUPID??????????? Yes *Ransac snaps his fingers and is wearing a black necktie 19 sizes too small. Ransac chokes to death.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I always try to play U/B/R in Invasion block, unless I can get some good mass removal from white. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac can't break out of the Mandible claw and the ref drop the hand 3 times.* Ref: HE'S OUT!!!!! DEMENTIA AND JEBUS WIN!!!!!!!!! Note: I woulld never win if Mick Foley, my all-time favorite wrestler, was fighting against me. I have only been watching wrestling for about 9 months(most of...

Okay, just out of curiosity, who here lives in georgia and what city? Me, I live in Atlanta. Ransac, cpa trash man

Judging by your deck's theme, you shouldn't be playing Black Vise. I'd go with Brass Man. Nice cheap creature. Ransac, cpa trash man

How about underneath the post count, it shows what state they are from? Ransac, cpa trash man

God knows I hate newbies. *Stage manager whispers into Ransac's ear.* Um, OH!!!! Um, nevermind. Ransac, cpa trash man

My favorite Baseball team, the Seattle Mariners, have the best record in the entire league. How cool is that? And they swept the Yankees, too! AWESOME!!!!!!!! And, more importantly, the did it without Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., and Alex Rodriguez. Any thoughts? Ransac, cpa trash man

ON the contrary, I find that 7th brought back the cards that were needed for this environment today. The Dark is the worst set, in my opinion. Ransac, cpa trash man

You might want to play Bifurcate to get more fatties into play faster. Bifurcate 3G Sorcery Search your library for a copy of target creature in play and put it into play. Shuffle you library afterwards. Ransac, cpa trash man

Just want to bring it to everyone's attention that I have beaten Maraud. Ransac, cpa trash man

The only one I know off the top of my head is this: Constructed:1616 Ransac, cpa trash man

Did you say tables? Well, how about that? *Ransac snaps his fingers and JEBUS's tables are decimated into oblivion. Unfortunately for Ransac, he was still falling off the cliff. Luckily, a trampoline broke his fall.* What are the odds that that was there? *Ransac snaps his fingers again and...

How come, usually, the only people that don't like the suggestions posted are the administrators? I happen to think that this is a very good idea. Ransac, cpa trash man

Now, writing isn't something I don't like. It's the unneeded, published critism that comes with it that I don't like (Refer back to the "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS??!" thread in General CPA back in December for further details). I feel that the barrage of displeasure shown on that thread started a lack...

How about my personal favorite? Angry Mom Instant W Target player goes home. Ransac, cpa trash man

Jabroni, if you wanted us to "Just bring it" you should have asked for The Rock. *The Rock sneaks up behind JEBUS and Rock Bottoms him through a table. During this, Ransac snaps his fingers and both Crumb and Ransac are wearing black fighting outfits, and are fully healed, as well.* This means...

All right then. *Ransac shakes Maraud's hand.* Good fight. Ransac, cpa trash man

My brother wishes to speak: Prince RXI: I'm interested in playing w/you guys. I have a 32 barbarian. I am RXI on Battlenet. And I am a good player. Does anybody trade for high rares? Back to me. I have no clue what the _____ he is talking about. Ransac, cpa trash man

I personally like shadow the best. Ransac, cpa trash man