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    Wildfire

    Keep it mono-color, red. The point of Wildfire is to decimate your opponents mana resources and creature resources while leaving you with plenty of both at the same time. I STRONGLY suggest you put in 4 fire diamonds and possibly 3 heart of ramos's for mana after Wildfire goes off. With that in...
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    Some Tag Team action.........

    *Ransac uses the only part of his body that he can use, his fingers, and snaps them. An automatic wheelchair appears underneath Ransac and Ransac starts rolling around. Ransac then runs over JEBUS (who I still say is Dementia, seeing how they are the only 2 who call me nutsac). JEBUS looks...
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    Diabolic Edict, or lack thereof.

    Wait a minute. I HAVE BEEN MISLED!!!!!! I was told it WAS going to be in. That sucks. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    New Member

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yes, S. Crumb(the member formerly known as K9Archmage) and I are the craziest people on this site. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    And there was much rejoicing...

    Refresh my memory. You might've left before I came here. But, your name is very familiar. Do you remember me? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Is that a Judge in your Pocket?

    That really sucks. All those people getting jipped for the judge's favor. You should've kicked that boy in the nuts. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    The Doctor is on lunch. WIll return soon.

    If you are looking for more threats, why not play Blinding Angel? Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Reality 3

    I think everbody can vote. But, I might have immunity. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ransac vs Maraud

    Hey, Maraud. Did you say I win, because if so, I'd like to post the result to Bob. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Some Tag Team action.........

    *Ransac, who just only now recovered from the nut shot, looks at the lobster with a bottle rocket up it's behind and a lightbulb appears over his head. He lights the bottle rocket and throws the lobster at Dementia. The lobster explodes and it's claws impale Dementia's head. With Dementia gone...
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    Some Tag Team action.........

    *Ransac looks at his sword and puts it away.* Well, this should work. *Ransac tries to punch Dementia, but Dementia laughs and sidesteps out of the way. Unfortunately for Dementia, Ransac kicks Dementia in the nuts, creating a sickening crunch effect.* Dementia:*cough* my....god...
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    Weird dream

    I once had a dream where I was a dog. It was COOL!!! I ran around and peed on everybody's leg! Then, I marked the living room as my territory and threw up on the Thanksgiving Turkey. I then used mind control to make my owners(or so they thought, heh-heh) give me their bed and made them sleep in...
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    The Doctor is on lunch. WIll return soon.

    Hmm. Not a bad deck. Will Necrosavant be type 2 when 7th comes out? Anyway, Vindicate is a good card. So let's see if we can clear out 4 spaces for it when Apocalypse becomes legal. Well, Necrosavant isn't legal there's 1 spot. I'd only run 2 Mageta's. 2 spots Ivory Mask is more of a sideboard...
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    Some Tag Team action.........

    *Ransac, very displeased with JEBUS's action, snaps his fingers. JEBUS is now wearing black underwear that 20 sizes to small. JEBUS screams out in pain and passes out.* *Ransac pulls out the blade of many words.* Anyone else? Thanks for covering for me, Daggertooth. Crumb and I will take it...
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    Favorite Permanent with Fading

    I chose the wave. It works well with Wrath of God. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    New forum idea

    What I mean is a detailed description of Casual Tourneys and/or otherwise. For Example, during a DCI sanctioned tourney, I usually get involved with my friends in a casual game. It may happen between rounds or after the whole thing. I would like to report that. Second, I have friends that play...
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    CPA Reality 3

    Okay I wager $4.75. I'll list my favorite John Travolta movies, too. Phenomenon Grease Mad City Face/Off Look Who's Talking series That'll do, pig. Ransac, cpa trsah man
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    Some Tag Team action.........

    *The fighting continues and then everyone is wearing black clothes.* Everybody: He's here. *Ransac has arrived.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Ransac vs Maraud

    Thanks for the tic tac. Next time, bring the orange ones. They're the best. I can't hurt you? I think I can. Backwards huh? Hold on. pneumonounltramicroscopicsilicovolconiosis *Ransac points his sword and fires one last beam at Maraud.* Maraud: No. NO...
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    Ransac vs Maraud

    Daddy would you like some sausage? *Ransac eats the cheese helmet.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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