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Ring of Ma'Ruf is my favorite Type 1 card. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wonders why VB thought that impaling Ransac with the SoMW would to any good, seeing as how the blade is 1/4 inch long. Ransac then dances the pigeon and the sword falls out of VB's hand and Vb is knocked unconscious long enough for Ransac to pick up the sword.* TAKE THIS!!!!!!! *A...

I just like the name Dingle. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Due to the growing unpopularity of the show, this presentation of giving new members their welcome gifts will be conducted in Pikacheese.* Pika! Pika chu chu! Chu chu pika pika pikachu! Pika pika chu pika chu pika pi pi pi chu chu PIKACHU!! *Theorgg runs in and shoots Ransachu for this...

Welcome back! Okay, enough jibba-jabba. Here's your.....um. Hmm. It's seems that we have rented your room out to a quadrapelegic snowman. Sorry. Ransac, cpa trash man

Welcome! Okay, enough chit-chat. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the jugular vein. Also, here's your complimentary jar of oozles, you invitation to get shplated on, and you key to the super secret administrative spa, here the midget porn is hidden underneath the drain in...

Welcome! Okay, enough BEER . Here's you room key, strategically located next to the BEER . Also, here's your complimentary BEER , your invitation to go getBEER , and your key to the super secret BEER , where the BEER is hidden underneath the BEER in the jacuzzi. BEER ! Ransac, cpa BEER man

*Ransac gets tired of Dementia's bantering, so he reaches up his oink and pulls out a brand new chair for Dementia. After sterilizing it, Dementia hugs the new chair as it it was the same one all along. Ransac then hits Dementia over the head with a lead rabbit.* Ransac, cpa trash man

My god. These are the most fake cards I've ever seen! I mean, come on, Science or Fiction? mox Turkey? ODYSAUR?? If anyone thinks I am crazy, you are probably right. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, pleasantly suprised to see Dementia, decides to honor the request. Ransac, then picks up Maraud, who dropped the band-aid, tosses him over the cage, and then Maraud crashes through the table.* There you go! Ransac, cpa trash man

Nobody else plays @**hole? Ransac, cpa trash man

Dibs on soldiers. Ransac, cpa trash man

It's definitely random. I like the fact that you have so many combos in the deck, so if they shut one down, it doesn't stop the deck. You might want a bit more countermagic, however. Maybe Absorbs, Undermines, Suffocating Blasts. Ransac, cpa trash man

MY FACE!!!! MY FACE!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FA.....oh wait. The damage is probably an improvement. *Ransac kicks VB away from from and snatches the porcupine. Ransac then thanks the little creature and throws it into the cage.* My turn. *Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and the universe is inverted...

*Ransac jumps on top of the cage, preparing for a diving moonsault. Unfortunately, the cage STILL electrifies him and he falls to the ground. Fortuantely, he landed on VB's leg.* Huh, I missed my m......moo.........mooooooOO!!!!! *Ransac gets a great idea. He jumps on top of a turnbuckle...

*Out of desperation, Ransac dances the pigeon and VB is knocked out, giving Ransac enough time to regroup.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Maybe we can finally see Klaustanasanas. Ransac, cpa trash man

I've been in school for about a week now, only it's college, and there's nothing to do around here except drink, which really sucks since I don't drink. I'M BLEEP-ING BORED AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

Can we do a christmas episode first? Ransac, cpa trash man

Don't forget the lumnious sefetefarumphth. Ransac, cpa trash man