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    These dang newbies!

    I don't find anything wrong with it. If they're new and they have an interest in a topic, let them try to revive it. If nobody replies, oh well. If someone does, good for them. It's just a message board, man. Chill. *Unfortunately for Ransac, the rest of the CPA does not consider this site...
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    *Ransac, obviously in pain, starts screaming for his mommy. That's right, he's screaming for his mommy, the little pansy. Ransac tries to pull himself out of the spikes and has no success. Just when it looks grim, Ransac gets a brilliant idea. Using all of his strength, Ransac unzips his pants...
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    Hey, i am new....

    Welcome! Okay, enough piddle-paddle. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the poo-factory gift shop. Also, here are your complimentary platform shoes, your invitation to the "Popples" with a pony, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where midget porn is hidden...
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    List of events and order: 1.VB roundhouses's Ransac into cage 2.vb handcuffs Ransac to cage and is therefore electrocuted 3. Maraud call that Ransac cannot be electrocuted without proper marinade. Therefore, second step cannot be achieved. 4. VB merely states that he throws lemon teriyaki into...
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    Need some help

    I think all of these cards are good, but not great, which is good. My favorite card out of them is Concentration Camp. I can see it being abused. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! You didn't have any Mesquite Bar-B-Q marinade? I'm appalled at you. *Ransac throws some spicy peppercorn marinade into the pants of VB and tosses him into the cage. On his way to the cage, VB notices that there is a donkey, a parakeet, and a South Africa Hidden Mongoose in the...
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    Which is your least favorite Wundindlinyg?

    Don't forget what he did on the special holiday episode to Klaustanastein
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    *Ransac thanks EricBess for the Hot Dog/Grenade. He then realizes that he's hungry and pulls out a real hot dog. He eats a hot dog and throws the other at VB. It hits VB and it falls harmlessly to his side.* Huh? Oh no! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac, instead of exploding, like everyone else...
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    Which is your least favorite Wundindlinyg?

    My least favorite was Kricziricziric. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    WWYT Round 11 - Results

    It's still anybody's game........except me, because I suck. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    German Fich dich du ashlo! Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I am SCRUPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Welcome! Okay, enough poo-bah-bee. Here's you room key, strategically loacted next to the empty swimming pool, which is currently being filled with used hypodermic syringes. Also, here's your complimentary copy of "EAT HAM NOW!" magazine, your invitation to go milk a were-rat, and your key to...
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    andypa just resubscribed to Magic: The Addiction

    Welcome!!!! Okay, enough welcoming. Here's your room key, strategically located next to the room of an old priest and a young priest. Also, here's your complimentary swimming bunny, your invitation to go shoot the wall, and your key to the super secret administrative spa, where the midget porn...
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    Magic players who like to speak their mind!

    I think I'll give it a shot as well. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    I want to know the name of this song!!!!!!!!

    I've heard this song twice on the radio and haven't gotten most of the lyrics down yet. All the lyrics I know are these, and they aren't in order of when sung: "This is how you remind me of what I really am This is how you remind me of what i really am" *I don't know if it repeats again, but I...
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    *Ransac, running valiantly back to the computer from a rough day of 5 classes, kicks VB in the thimbles so that he drops the sword.* That's my personal property!!!!!! YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER MAN'S POSSESSION!!!!!!!!! *Ransac calls his lawyer, who promptly arrvies on the scene. The...
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    *Ransac looks at his fingers, curses them, and tears them off his hand. Ransac them kicks himself in the nuts for ripping off his fingers, and then berates himself for kicking himself in the nuts.* Ouch. *Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and is returned to normal. He then pulls out the blade of...
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    This day came too soon

    To Chaos Turtle, I leave a script for our next encounter, which includes phrases such as: "Hi", "Um, hello?", "Um, how are you?", and "Good to see you". Notice: I will have some internet access. However, it is limited access, and it is public access. With that in mind, and with what...
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    Volrath's Bane, I'm calling you out!

    Notes: Prince RXI and Riva Iron-Grip are currently FIGHTING for the contendership. Yes, I'm going to college. Today, actually. But, the comment I made was for the fact that I wouldn't have all-the-time access. But, I'll still have access. Therefore, if you are willing to waive the...
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    *lol*......

    *Ransac does indeed run away and he does indeed snap his fingers. Maraud is now wearing a black dress 15 sizes too small.* I love doing that. Ransac, cpa trash man
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