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*Ransac is just about to pass out when he realizes that VB only has a 25 post count.* uhhnggh.........Ha. Ransac, cpa trash man

That's right. I've had a rough day, and now it's time to let a lot of steam loose. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHICKENS!!!!!! CHICKENS!!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!! DON'T STOP THE MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!! Where's my burrito? Homework? What homework? You didn't teach me anything ANYWAY...

I still suck. *In an attempt for some retaliation, Ransac dances the pigeon.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac walks to the battle field.* Hmm, someone wants to beat up on my Orggy friend. *Ransac gets ready to dance the pigeon, just in case.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac realizes that no one likes him and he starts to cry. Everybody stops the fight out of pity. After a few moments, everybody kicks Ransac in the nuts. Ransac realizes that his nuts got kicked and starts to cry more.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd rather play good-looking girls for 2 reasons. 1. I'd look good playing against them, seeing as how I would probably beat them, unless a super-model suddenly figured the next big deck. 2. I'd look good playing against them, because everybody else would be jealous :). Ransac, cpa trash man

Wait, a second. My name came before Zadok001's on the list. YES!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE THINKS I'M COOL!!!!! *Ransac then falls back into the pile of "Roseanne" Magazines(think hard).* Ransac, cpa trash man

Why thank you, Spidey. *Ransac then trips and falls head-first into a pile of "The Best of Andy Dick" videos(a.k.a. a pile of crap).* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac runs in and dances the pigeon, knocking out both competitors. Ransac then runs away like a screaming pinata.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't like to read all of the long posts, unless they are broken up into small pieces. Also, I don't think it's appropriate to just downright KILL someone in any battle arena thread. You have to at least give them time to respond. Seventh, I can dance the pigeon in any situation, seeing as...

*Ransac dances the pigeon. Maraud and Dementia are now knocked out.* Ha. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac looks at VB and agrees with him. Ransac, then has a brilliant idea.* I concede. You win. Now, let's beat these suckas!! *Ransac and VB look at each other and attack Maraud and Dementia. Ransac shoots Dementia hits the SoMW.* Dementia: MESOPOTAMIA??????? NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Ransac...

*Everybody looks at Ransac for his welcome post, but Ransac is too lazy to properly introduce this new member.* I'm just a..............would ya just.......ungh. *Ransac falls asleep, probably due to the fact that he's got a frickin' 8:30 AM class. And, yes, he knows that you high school...

*After running back to the cage frantically, Ransac and VB find Dementia and Maraud brawling. Sensing a good show, Ransac and VB run to find good seats in the crowd.* Popcorn, Vb? VB: Why sure. Thank you. Ransac, cpa trash man

I agree. meddling Mage is the bomb. However, I voted for Gaea's Skyfolk, because it was the best on the list. Ransac, cpa trash man

If I could, I'd teach Tara Reid how to play Magic, but I'd add in some "strip magic" rules. Ransac, cpa trash man

I used to collect baseball cards. Any in particular you are looking for? Ransac, cpa trash man

I thought it was spelled Fah Kyu. Ransac, cpa trash man

You forgot to put Limited on the vote list. I would've voted for that. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'd but more kill cards in there. True, you have a draw card, but the odds on drawingg any of your kill cards are 1:15. On top of that, if larger creatures have resolved, the Steel Golems are worthless and what if your Grindstone is destroyed. I'd put 2-3 more grindstones in and 1 more Golem...