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Granted. You never went to sleep last night, so you couldn't have been woken up. Actually, you never go to sleep again and go crazy from sleep deprivation. I wish for a farm-animal catapult. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Bearsac screams "ULTIMATE CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"* *Bearsac farts.* *An enormous beam shoots out of his stomach and incinerates 1versoul, 2versoul, 3versoul, and 5versoul. Bearsac then looks at the laughing Orgg and kicks him in the nuts with his gigantic foot.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Liberals (:D) Ransac, cpa trash man

Frenzy and mayhem ensued when Ransac's rescuer revealed himself: K9ARCHMAGE!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

For the enormous porn collection, of course. Who here likes porn, besides me? :D Ransac, cpa trash man

Justices Ransac, cpa trash man

Everyone was about to descend upon Ransac, when his new rescuer came and saved him. Ransac, cpa trash man

Wal-Mart. I like to hunt for that floatinf Smiley guy and kill him. Isn't that why YOU shop at Wal-Mart? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted. Evan_D happens to find this thread again and post. However, he spontaneously combusts immediately after you do, which is right after you respond to his post. I wish that I could eat nails and spit them out as bullets. Ransac, cpa trash man

DA Ransac, cpa trash man

...Captain Caveman, who was jealous of Ransac's pants. Ransac, cpa trash man

At least 5. What's your FAVORITE name? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac awakens from the stench and notices Oversoul, despite drawing three cards (all of which were Shelkin Brownies), is in serious trouble. Ransac decides to pul another old trick out of the hat.* CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac grows into a 50 foot tall Care Bear...

Granted. However, you die of a massive heart attack before you can trade for them. :P I wish for cheese, again Ransac, cpa trash man

Jimmy Bean Ransac, cpa trash man

As he glanced upward, Oversoul was absolutely shocked and amazed at which CPA member wasa now coming to Ransac's aid (because he owed this person $20 as well). Ransac, cpa trash man

At least 4 1/2. How many names DON'T start with the letter "Q"? Ransac, cpa trash man

Granted! Ransac becomes British and goes all day without being random. I wish for a nice spot of tea. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac gives Oversoul props for riding on Dwarven Pones.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac pops out of TheOrgg's stomach and dusts himself off, then coughs up a Tiddly Wink.* Take....care....of Oversoul? *Ransac prepares to cast Breath of Life on him, when.....* Ransac, cpa trash man